Solar Opposites - Pupa’s Best Moments

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8/17/2023

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00:00 (beeping)

00:02 (explosion)

00:06 (suspenseful music)

00:13 (gasping)

00:18 - Hello?

00:23 If anyone's in here, the police are on their way.

00:25 (screaming)

00:28 (panting)

00:30 (suspenseful music)

00:33 (grunting)

00:49 (chewing)

01:00 - What?

01:01 Why are you staring at me like that?

01:02 - Well, I thought you were dead.

01:03 I saw the Duke throw you down the boo-hoo hole.

01:05 - I was lucky.

01:06 The walls were jagged with pieces of Lego.

01:08 They snagged me, broke my fall,

01:10 but hurt the whole way down.

01:12 - Well, it looks like we're matchies.

01:14 - Huh, red vines.

01:15 - Twizzlers, pull and peel.

01:17 - This is from a supply raid.

01:19 (suspenseful music)

01:22 (suspenseful music)

01:25 (suspenseful music)

01:28 (suspenseful music)

01:31 - Are we just gonna leave the pupa behind, Terry?

01:57 - He can't get out of the pupa seat,

01:58 and even if he could, he'd never stray from his pups.

02:01 - Ah.

02:04 (suspenseful music)

02:09 - The cow says.

02:18 (suspenseful music)

02:23 (suspenseful music)

02:26 - Eddie!

02:47 Ooh, you're home early.

02:49 - Katie, baby, kiss me.

02:52 (Katie groans)

02:55 - Get in here.

02:56 Still can't believe it was one year ago

03:00 to the day you got down on your knee and gave this to me.

03:03 Remember?

03:04 It was our second date.

03:05 I thought you were crazy.

03:06 - I am crazy for you.

03:08 - I swore I would never go out

03:10 with someone who worked for my dad,

03:11 but you're not like his other employees.

03:13 You're different.

03:14 Oh, how'd the sales trip go?

03:16 - Crushed it, crushed it.

03:17 - Daddy will love that.

03:19 Means he won't see it coming when we rob him blind.

03:23 - Ha ha, ha ha, ha ha, ha ha, ha ha, ha ha, ha ha.

03:28 Ah, I hate doing this because I'm the cool one

03:30 who bites the cheese right off the block

03:31 instead of cutting off a piece, but you leave me no choice.

03:34 No more iPad, no more sexy books, no more hula.

03:37 Look at him.

03:41 He's learning his lesson so hard right now.

03:43 Maybe I am the pupa expert.

03:48 - I did not know that was an option.

03:50 - Aw, he laid an apology egg.

03:53 Apology egg-cepted, pupa.

03:55 - Yeah, buddy.

03:59 - What the hell is that?

04:01 - Little buddy.

04:02 - Yeah, buddy.

04:03 - Ha ha ha, yeah, buddy.

04:07 - How the hell am I supposed to punish him

04:10 when he's palling around with a little buddy?

04:12 - Aw.

04:13 - Shit, if we had just smashed pupa's head with a hammer

04:14 and thrown him in the quarry, none of this would have happened.

04:17 (gentle music)

04:19 - This is the time of year where we are compelled

04:29 to gather and celebrate the light

04:31 of our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ.

04:33 Thank you all for rejecting

04:35 the commercialization of the holiday.

04:37 Only here in the house of God

04:40 can your spirits truly be blessed.

04:42 - Amen.

04:43 - Sorry to interrupt the service.

04:47 I just, I've made a horrible mistake.

04:49 My son came out as a tiny bit by last week

04:52 and I kicked him out of the house.

04:55 I've ruined our lives.

04:56 I miss him so much.

04:59 (sobbing)

05:01 (gentle music)

05:03 (gentle music)

05:07 (dramatic music)

05:10 (dramatic music)

05:13 [BLANK_AUDIO]

Solar Opposites - Pupa’s Best Moments

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