The Rude, the Mad, and the Funny | movie | 2014 | Official Trailer
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00:00 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Split Ace Casino and the second annual comedy contest.
00:25 Jake Starr was a regular guy with a dream.
00:28 You can't waste your life doing that comedy garbage!
00:30 You gotta work here!
00:31 All the way from one in the afternoon to five minutes on stage at 10 30.
00:36 Yeah, I know. I think we're crazy doing this.
00:39 I mean it's five minutes.
00:40 Who the heck's gonna be here that late on a Monday night anyway?
00:42 Maybe the unemployed. They have no idea what day it is.
00:45 Who meets a legendary comedian?
00:48 It's Max Gannon.
00:49 Max Gannon? From the Max Gannon Show?
00:53 I have to cut to a commercial break.
00:57 Oh, thank you very much for that.
00:59 We have to cut to a commercial break right now.
01:02 I'm leaving, Jake. By the time you get home, I'll already be gone.
01:06 The bank needs $5,000 by the end of the month or they're gonna take the house.
01:10 This is it. This is what I need to do.
01:13 Nah, see, this contest here, you win $15,000.
01:18 That's like three times more than you need.
01:20 On an unforgettable trip to Atlantic City.
01:26 Uh, Max? Why does that sign say "in three months"?
01:29 Okay, turn around.
01:30 You idiot! Don't you know how to drive, you moron? I hate you!
01:35 Wait, what are we gonna do now?
01:38 Yep. Oh, no.
01:41 $814? For what? All she did was put water in the radiator.
01:47 Yeah.
01:51 Back it up, nice and slow.
01:53 I think we have babies, Max.
01:56 Little Max Cannon babies.
02:02 Can you believe it, Jake? Can you believe it?
02:11 I'm being pulled over.
02:12 I can't believe it!
02:14 Is there a problem in your vehicle, Mr. Stile?
02:19 No, sir. Everything's fine.
02:23 [Screaming]
02:27 That thing that you're saying does not exist? That's what I saw.
02:31 Can't we just get a break once in a while? Can't we just have a sign? Something?
02:39 Hey, boys. You got trouble?
02:44 I think it's really great that you want to keep cooking.
02:49 Thanks. It means a lot.
02:52 I'm going into my meditation chamber now. I'll see you in the morning.
02:56 Max!
02:57 Max, where are you?
02:59 So, what are you doing for sex later?
03:09 What in the name of all that is freaking holy?
03:18 What is this? Some kind of a joke?
03:19 One of the worst times to lose your hairpiece would have to be during sex.
03:23 Oh, no, buddy. She's not having an orgasm.
03:27 I know he knew that I knew that he knew. They can't win.
03:34 You know what, guys? I think I got an idea.
03:38 What?
03:43 Yeah, that's right. My church-going conservative mother got a tramp stamp.
03:49 Yeah, I'm not sure I'd watch it either.
04:02 Actually, so far it's pretty good.
04:05 Hey, I know it's good. I read the script.
04:12 Didn't you guys get a script?
04:15 You
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