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00:00 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Split Ace Casino and the second annual comedy contest.

00:25 Jake Starr was a regular guy with a dream.

00:28 You can't waste your life doing that comedy garbage!

00:30 You gotta work here!

00:31 All the way from one in the afternoon to five minutes on stage at 10 30.

00:36 Yeah, I know. I think we're crazy doing this.

00:39 I mean it's five minutes.

00:40 Who the heck's gonna be here that late on a Monday night anyway?

00:42 Maybe the unemployed. They have no idea what day it is.

00:45 Who meets a legendary comedian?

00:48 It's Max Gannon.

00:49 Max Gannon? From the Max Gannon Show?

00:53 I have to cut to a commercial break.

00:57 Oh, thank you very much for that.

00:59 We have to cut to a commercial break right now.

01:02 I'm leaving, Jake. By the time you get home, I'll already be gone.

01:06 The bank needs $5,000 by the end of the month or they're gonna take the house.

01:10 This is it. This is what I need to do.

01:13 Nah, see, this contest here, you win $15,000.

01:18 That's like three times more than you need.

01:20 On an unforgettable trip to Atlantic City.

01:26 Uh, Max? Why does that sign say "in three months"?

01:29 Okay, turn around.

01:30 You idiot! Don't you know how to drive, you moron? I hate you!

01:35 Wait, what are we gonna do now?

01:38 Yep. Oh, no.

01:41 $814? For what? All she did was put water in the radiator.

01:47 Yeah.

01:51 Back it up, nice and slow.

01:53 I think we have babies, Max.

01:56 Little Max Cannon babies.

02:02 Can you believe it, Jake? Can you believe it?

02:11 I'm being pulled over.

02:12 I can't believe it!

02:14 Is there a problem in your vehicle, Mr. Stile?

02:19 No, sir. Everything's fine.

02:23 [Screaming]

02:27 That thing that you're saying does not exist? That's what I saw.

02:31 Can't we just get a break once in a while? Can't we just have a sign? Something?

02:39 Hey, boys. You got trouble?

02:44 I think it's really great that you want to keep cooking.

02:49 Thanks. It means a lot.

02:52 I'm going into my meditation chamber now. I'll see you in the morning.

02:56 Max!

02:57 Max, where are you?

02:59 So, what are you doing for sex later?

03:09 What in the name of all that is freaking holy?

03:18 What is this? Some kind of a joke?

03:19 One of the worst times to lose your hairpiece would have to be during sex.

03:23 Oh, no, buddy. She's not having an orgasm.

03:27 I know he knew that I knew that he knew. They can't win.

03:34 You know what, guys? I think I got an idea.

03:38 What?

03:43 Yeah, that's right. My church-going conservative mother got a tramp stamp.

03:49 Yeah, I'm not sure I'd watch it either.

04:02 Actually, so far it's pretty good.

04:05 Hey, I know it's good. I read the script.

04:12 Didn't you guys get a script?

04:15 You

04:17 [BLANK_AUDIO]

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