There is a bizarre, miniscule, silly cross section of culture on which I am a bona fide expert, and that is across-the-pond teen rom coms that hinge on the dichotomy between Brits and Americans.I swear to you - there’s more of these than you think: Mary-Kate and Ashley’s Winning London, What a Girl Wants starring Amanda Bynes, Wild Child, even The Parent Trap roughly fits the mold. And as crude as the comparisons are - all Brits are cold and unspeakably posh, all Americans are rowdy hicks - I lap them up every single time. Red, White and Royal Blue is no different.