00:00 No, really, I have. You are... When Salad tosses back. Guys, wait up! Guys! It's swamp...churd. A big one. This original elephant man was much more disturbing. I am not a human being.
00:29 Excuse me. Who says there ain't no God? Nietzsche did, you dumbass!
00:36 What have you been doing these last ten years? Busting perps with TJ Hooker.
00:42 That's funny, I was going to ask you the same thing. I'm going to carve my initial on my fingernail.
00:46 Say what? He's crazy as hell!
00:50 Now let's try it on your fingernail. Run! Run, Danny, run!
00:55 Why did I stand in front of the railing?
01:01 It's ugly versus ugly in a no-holds-barred cage match.
