Marian Rivera, may baong pickup lines para sa Kanlungan ni Maria (Yan ang Morning!)

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Napuno ng tawanan ang Kanlungan ni Maria sa mga pickup lines nina Marian Rivera at ni Lola Pina

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00:00 [Filipino TV]

00:04 I know.

00:05 Peace with you.

00:06 [Laughs]

00:07 [Filipino TV]

00:29 This is...

00:31 This is what I made.

00:32 What did you make, Pina?

00:34 What is this?

00:35 It's like a pouch.

00:36 This is the finished product.

00:39 Oh, yes.

00:40 Oh, my.

00:42 This is what I made.

00:43 I got it from the GMA.

00:46 You got it from the GMA?

00:48 Oh, wait.

00:51 Oh, it's Lola Pina.

00:58 My first question to Merchanko was,

01:02 because I'm a joker,

01:04 I picked up lines.

01:06 That's why I look like you.

01:08 Did you guys joke?

01:10 We're happy here.

01:12 Do you know why?

01:14 So that our lives will be longer.

01:16 Correct.

01:17 I've been here for 11 years.

01:19 July 1st, 2005.

01:22 You're so lucky.

01:24 I watched on TV,

01:25 they said, "Don't be sad, live a long life."

01:29 That's why I'm happy.

01:30 My life got longer.

01:31 I'm 65 years old.

01:33 I'm 87 now.

01:34 I'll teach you something.

01:36 Remember this.

01:39 What do you call a small lizard?

01:42 What?

01:43 What?

01:44 Lizard?

01:45 You haven't told me that.

01:46 Oh, did you see that?

01:48 I'll teach you.

01:50 What?

01:51 There.

01:52 What?

01:53 There!

01:55 Now you know.

01:57 What do you call a small lizard?

01:59 I'll teach you.

02:01 Okay.

02:02 What do you call a person without a tail?

02:05 A person without a tail.

02:07 A person without a tail.

02:09 What?

02:10 Nothing.

02:12 Nothing.

02:15 You're so funny.

02:18 Okay.

02:21 How do you shoot a fish?

02:25 How?

02:27 Like this.

02:29 We're here.

02:32 What's the next letter in USA?

02:36 USB!

02:38 Correct!

02:39 What's this?

02:43 What's that?

02:44 What's this?

02:45 That?

02:46 Yes, a small lizard.

02:48 What's the next letter?

02:50 What?

02:51 This.

02:52 What's the next letter in City?

02:58 What's the next letter in City?

03:00 Wait, City?

03:02 C4!

03:03 Eight!

03:04 City!

03:08 You're so good.

03:11 But you know, there are so many jokes of Nanay Pina.

03:14 But we know that you're not just kidding.

03:18 Of course, you're here, but we know that you're happy.

03:21 But what's the secret of your happiness here?

03:25 I'm thankful that she gave me talent to help Maria and make the people happy.

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