How to Uninstall McAfee Antivirus | movie | 2013 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

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Short comedy film in which the original creator of McAfee Antivirus, the eccentric millionaire John McAfee, teaches the  | dG1fYktnZjVQYUJ6eWc

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00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:02 Fuck.

00:04 Send.

00:06 Send.

00:07 Ah.

00:08 [GUNSHOT]

00:09 Oh.

00:10 Hello there.

00:12 My name is John McAfee.

00:13 I'm the founder of the McAfee Antivirus Software Company.

00:17 Although I've had nothing to do with this company for over 15

00:20 years, I still get volumes of mail asking,

00:24 how do I uninstall this software?

00:27 I have no idea.

00:28 [MUSIC PLAYING]

00:32 I really need to quit.

00:42 As I said, I've had nothing to do with McAfee Software

00:45 for over 15 years.

00:47 I've had more pressing things to do.

00:50 But recent events have made me change my mind.

00:57 I've had, over the years, many responses

01:00 from users who are complaining about the difficulty

01:03 in removing the software.

01:05 I'd like to read you a few things.

01:08 Holy fucking shit.

01:10 I was drawing for like five hours

01:12 straight on this marvelous drawing,

01:14 and I had to do a big ass scan that slows

01:17 the shit out of my computer.

01:19 It was McAfee, of course.

01:21 My computer is always really fast,

01:23 but that son of a bitch has to come fuck it up.

01:25 Here's another.

01:26 My free trial for McAfee, or however it's spelled, expired.

01:30 When it expired, it blocked PornHub.

01:32 Fuck McAfee.

01:34 Fuck them in their stupid faces.

01:36 I hope they all get dick and cunt rot

01:38 and die a slow, agonizing death for limiting

01:41 my porn use to XHamster.

01:44 No one should have to use XHamster.

01:46 I tried one final time and got the Urban Dictionary

01:49 definition for McAfee.

01:51 McAfee, a barely passable virus scanning

01:54 program that updates at the worst possible times.

01:58 Tends to render a computer completely useless whenever

02:00 it starts an update, which it doesn't ask to start,

02:03 and you cannot cancel or pause.

02:06 McAfee updates at horrible times,

02:09 almost like the creators want you to die.

02:13 So I finally remembered how to uninstall McAfee antivirus

02:17 software, and I've asked my friend Bartholomew

02:20 to walk you through the steps.

02:23 This is my lab tech, Bartholomew.

02:25 He's going to take you through, step by step,

02:27 the process of uninstalling the McAfee antivirus software.

02:31 Say hello, Bartholomew.

02:34 Yes, so if you need me, I'll be over here, and good luck.

02:39 The procedure for removing McAfee antivirus software

02:41 from your computer is as follows.

02:43 First, make sure you have a full backup.

02:45 Yes, Bartholomew, back it up.

02:48 Back it up.

02:48 That's right.

02:50 Very important.

02:51 Back it up.

02:52 Go ahead, Johnny.

02:53 Go like that.

02:54 Sir, should I be reading the instructions for the Mac or PC?

02:57 They're really quite different.

03:01 Depending on which edition and version of McAfee's

03:03 anti-malware software is installed on your computer,

03:07 you may have to click on Remove, Uninstall,

03:09 or a similarly named option to begin the uninstall process.

03:13 When finished, reboot the system.

03:16 John, are you getting this?

03:17 Yeah, yeah, yes.

03:20 You may have to download McAfee Consumer Product Removal Tool.

03:26 John?

03:27 Huh?

03:28 Yes?

03:29 Does that sound about right?

03:31 Well, not completely, you know.

03:32 I mean, it's always there.

03:33 It's watching.

03:34 It's been watching me for years.

03:35 Every time I turn on the fucking computer,

03:37 it's there looking at me.

03:38 You know, something went wrong.

03:39 15 years ago, I had some beautiful software,

03:41 and they took it over.

03:42 I don't know what they did.

03:43 It was like the time I hired that Bangkok prostitute

03:47 to do my taxes while I fucked my accountant.

03:49 It was terrible.

03:50 The same fucking thing is going on now.

03:52 But I know what to do.

03:52 I know exactly what to do.

03:54 Believe me, I've got a fucking solution right here.

03:56 [HEARTBEAT]

03:58 [GUNSHOT]

04:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]

04:04 [MUSIC PLAYING]

04:07 [DING]

04:08 [MUSIC PLAYING]

04:12 [MUSIC PLAYING]

04:15 [MUSIC PLAYING]

04:19 [MUSIC PLAYING]

04:22 (classical music)

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