Strays - Trailer 2 - video Dailymotion

MyMovies_UK

They say a dog is a man's best friend, but what if the man is a total dirtbag? In that case, it might be time for some sweet revenge, doggy style.

Transcript

00:00 (silence)

00:02 (silence)

00:04 Hi there, uh, big dogs. I'm trying to get home.

00:06 I know which way that is.

00:07 Oh, great!

00:08 Right up my fucking ass, you little shit.

00:10 Oh, no, that can't be right.

00:12 I'm lost.

00:14 You're a stray man.

00:15 You can do anything you want.

00:17 This beer doesn't taste good, but I like how it's making me feel.

00:20 Have you ever hooked anything before?

00:22 I recently fucked this couch.

00:23 Best sex of my life!

00:25 And she dirty too.

00:26 Oh, well, I can tell. Looks like she hasn't been washed in years.

00:29 I'll see you later, baby.

00:31 It was nice to meet you.

00:33 I really should find my way back home.

00:35 We can help.

00:36 I'm completely lost, and my little puppy paw pads are really hurting right now.

00:41 This could be a lot worse.

00:43 How could this get worse?

00:44 Huh? How could it get worse?

00:45 Hold on, buddy!

00:48 Oh, wow, your balls look huge from this angle.

00:52 Thank you, but holy fu-

00:54 That is the craziest thing I have ever seen.

00:59 And I'm Dennis Quaid, and Dennis Quaid has seen some shit.

01:04 I'm starving.

01:05 How many of these should we eat? All of them?

01:07 Give me a sec.

01:08 Whoa! You look different.

01:10 You look different too.

01:11 How so? Is it my human hands?

01:13 Hold up.

01:14 Shit! The cops!

01:15 Oh, God, what do we do?

01:16 Calm down. I've got this.

01:18 Hello, officer. None of this-

01:20 Shut the fuck up!

01:21 Shut the fuck up.

01:21 (upbeat music)

Strays - Trailer 2

Category

Transcript

Recommended