Strays: Doggy Style | Trailer 1 - video Dailymotion

An abandoned dog named Reggie teams up with other strays to get revenge on his former owner.

Transcript

00:00 Hi there, uh, big dogs. I'm trying to get home.

00:02 I know which way that is.

00:03 Oh, great!

00:04 Right up my fucking ass, you little shit.

00:06 Oh, no, that can't be right.

00:08 I'm lost.

00:10 You're a stray man.

00:11 You can do anything you want.

00:13 This beer doesn't taste good, but I like how it's making me feel.

00:16 Have you ever humped anything before?

00:18 I recently fucked this couch.

00:19 Best sex of my life.

00:21 And she dirty too.

00:22 Oh, well, I can tell. Looks like she hasn't been washed in years.

00:25 I'll see you later, baby.

00:27 It was nice to meet you.

00:29 I really should find my way back home.

00:31 We could help.

00:32 We're completely lost, and my little puppy paw pads are really hurting right now.

00:37 This could be a lot worse.

00:39 How could this get worse?

00:40 Huh? How could it get worse?

00:41 Hold on, buddy!

00:44 Oh, wow, your balls look huge from this angle.

00:48 Thank you, but holy fu--

00:50 That is the craziest thing I have ever seen.

00:55 And I'm Dennis Quaid, and Dennis Quaid has seen some shit.

01:00 I'm starving.

01:01 How many of these should we eat?

01:02 All of them?

01:03 Wait a sec.

01:04 Whoa! You look different.

01:06 You look different too.

01:07 How so? Is it my human hands?

01:09 Hold up.

01:10 Seth! The cops!

01:12 Oh, God, what do we do?

01:13 Calm down. I got this.

01:14 Hello, officer. None of this--

01:16 Shut the fuck up!

01:17 [music playing]

01:18 ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey ♪