Stath Lets Flats | show | 2018 | Official Clip - video Dailymotion

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Follows incompetent Greek-Cypriot lettings agent Stath, who works for the family business, Michael and Eagle. While Stat | dHNfS0JlZmFjdGFUemc

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00:00 [Crashing]

00:02 What are you doing?

00:04 Damn it!

00:06 Get it out!

00:08 Is that on me now? No, it's on my bed.

00:10 Get the pigeon off me!

00:12 I'm staff. Many happy returns. I'm staff.

00:14 A one, two, three, four, five.

00:16 Can I get you a drink?

00:18 Oh, yes.

00:20 I will have belly soda, please.

00:22 How much is that going to be?

00:24 4.75. I'll leave it.

00:26 Three boys in a car

00:28 and two of them are shit.

00:30 You've got nice

00:32 toilet paper in there, man.

00:34 One of my old offices is like wood.

00:36 You've been here like ten minutes and you've already taken a shit.

00:38 No, I did a wee.

00:40 Right, so why do you need the loo roll?

00:42 For my willy, to wipe it.

00:44 What?

00:46 To be clement with you, most of it's

00:48 not even burnt, it's just dirt

00:50 from where the fire burnt it.

00:52 And it's 5.20 a month, right?

00:54 No.

00:56 No, it's 8.30.

00:58 Bless you. Where do you get 5.20 from?

01:00 Bless you.

01:02 You've got a lovely big bumper, don't you?

01:04 Careful, you don't want to get ploughed into by a car.

01:06 You worked hard on getting that going, I reckon.

01:08 How long did it take?

01:10 Basically, yeah.

01:12 I don't work here anymore

01:14 because I got a job next door at Smedics.

01:16 No, you didn't.

01:18 Huh? I did, yeah.

01:20 Suck it.

01:22 Smedics? Shut up.

01:24 Doing what?

01:26 Not lettings? Yeah, cos that's actually

01:28 my job, thank you.

01:30 How are you going to do that? You don't know anything.

01:32 What is the difference between

01:34 furnished and unfurnished?

01:36 One is when

01:38 they've got chairs,

01:40 the other is when it's got tellies.

01:42 I always keep a bank seat in my car

01:44 so that when I'm showing these hipser pricks around...

01:46 Hippies, I hate hippies. I just put it on the wall.

01:48 They love it.

01:50 The Pope with a camera for a face.

01:52 The other Pope, so religion.

01:54 Stressed out life, stressed out times.

01:56 We're stressing in the morning

01:58 and we're stressing in the night.

02:00 Don't stress, baby, everything will be fine.

02:02 Let's go to the club and drink the wine.

02:04 Stress it.

02:06 # Girl in my bed

02:08 # I know you want to get away

02:16 # And baby, I'm not afraid

02:21 # I'm just tired of love. #

02:23 Carol.

02:30 Carol.

02:33 Car.

02:35 Car, babe.

02:39 Car.

02:41 Car, babe.

02:45 Carol.

02:49 Mm.

02:51 Mm.

02:53 What about last night?

02:55 Really good.

02:57 Oh, my God, my mouth is so dry.

02:59 I think I had a milkshake here.

03:01 Carol, I noticed that I put my T-shirt on the radiator

03:07 in the madness of it all last night.

03:09 Can you believe it?

03:11 Dad!

03:13 Dad!

03:15 Scott, sorry, I want to do a present for my dad.

03:17 Thank you.

03:19 # Long live the king and many years

03:23 # May he be great, white as a veil

03:27 # May he scatter all knowledge in the light

03:31 # And everyone be one light

03:36 # And everyone be one... #

03:39 What are you doing in the ER?

03:41 Piss off, Scottish idiot!

03:43 You wait out here, OK, so that we're staggered.

03:45 I don't want to see us going in together.

03:47 Look, last night, it was giggles, but for me, it's like,

03:50 there's work and then there's play, do you know what I mean?

03:53 I do know what you mean, yeah. OK.

03:55 So, yeah, you got it, chick.

03:57 # I'm all in my place tonight

04:00 # I got the red wine on ice

04:02 # And I'm going to treat you nice... #

04:05 Is that you getting out for work? Yeah.

04:07 What are you doing out here? Yeah, I had sex with Carol last night,

04:10 so I'm waiting out here because we're not keeping it in the workplace.

04:14 Shut up!

04:15 Why?

04:16 Just making sure there's no-one in the bathroom.

04:19 Oh, blimey, hell, there's a man in the bath, I can see his willy.

04:22 No, just joking, it's a lovely bath, there's no willies.

04:25 Oh, is it OK if I wear... I've got a football kit on underneath,

04:28 I hope that's not annoying. I've got an interagency football thing.

04:31 No, it's cool, man. I've just come from the gym, had a little sesh,

04:34 so we're both a bit sporty.

04:36 Ah! We ARE a bit sporty! Yeah!

04:39 In the middle of that, you went, "I had a little sesh, love."

04:43 Things like that. I always want to say things like that.

04:46 Taffy! Yeah? Ready for the match? Yes.

04:50 Seriously, that kit, you look like Cristiano Ronaldo.

04:53 Yeah, get ready, cos I'm going to make you both look like young fish

04:56 on the pitch tonight.

04:57 Last year, you were just chatting on the pitch in every game, mingling.

05:00 What, I'm not allowed to talk in the match?

05:02 I was just having a few chats, that's what football's all about, innit?

05:05 A chinwag. Who wears a chinwag when they're running?

05:07 Oh, shut off! It's a family business, OK?

05:09 Michael and Eagle, not Michael and Carol.

05:11 You seriously need to watch yourself,

05:13 because when I'm manager, I will fire you within seconds.

05:16 When I'm manager, I'll fire you within seconds.

05:19 Minutes. No, seconds.

05:21 Get in the garden and you're going to say to yourself,

05:28 "Oh, my Lord, I'm in the garden of Eden."

05:30 Can you not park this here, please? I'm doing viewings.

05:33 They'll think people with disgusting cars live here.

05:35 Don't walk toward me and say that!

05:37 Anyway, what's so nice about your red Smedics car,

05:40 red, red bloody wine?

05:42 # Happy birthday to you

05:45 # Happy birthday, dear, to you

05:48 # Happy birthday to you

05:52 # Happy birthday, dear, to you

05:55 # Thanks, Dad. # Staff?

05:57 Basically, I would be amazing at this job.

05:59 No, you wouldn't. She's lining the interview.

06:01 Sorry, I'm... BEEP!

06:03 Do you have a shirt up here, Mike? Oh! Shit!

06:07 Mike, I think that the pigeon just flew out of the loft.

06:10 Christ!

06:15 What are you doing?!

06:17 Damn it!

06:19 Get it out! Is it on me? Is that on me now?

06:21 No, it's on my bed. No, it's on me.

06:23 Get the pigeon off me! It's not on you.

06:25 Where is it?!

06:27 I'm going to get it with the...

06:29 Come back here, sir, young lad.

06:32 That is not going to do it. Oh!

06:35 Did that do it? Is it in?

06:37 No, it's not in.

06:39 I can't see it any more.

06:41 BEEP!

06:43 Crumbs! Ah! No, not any more!

06:45 Please, not any more.

06:47 Mike! What are you doing with the bag?

06:49 You need to be more calm or I'm not going to...

06:51 Crumbs!

06:53 Another telly!

07:03 Copy with me out the window, please.

07:06 Copy with me out the window, please.

07:09 We did it. Good job, man.

07:12 I'm going to call your office.

07:14 What office, shithead?

07:16 You did that.

07:19 Aren't they supposed to give us, like, a stick or something?

07:22 Yeah, that's what I thought.

07:24 One of them ones you push the water with.

07:26 Actually, yeah.

07:28 (♪♪♪)

07:31 (♪♪♪)

07:34 [BLANK_AUDIO]

Stath Lets Flats | show | 2018 | Official Clip

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