La blague du téléphone oublié... mythique

Mister Buzz

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00:00 - I left his phone.

00:01 - Proper rookie mistake, right, cool.

00:03 Are you going?

00:03 - Yeah, I'm gonna go.

00:04 - Right, see you later, bro.

00:05 - Catch you later.

00:06 - See you later, see you later.

00:07 - Good to see you, mate.

00:08 - See you later.

00:08 - Right, you've left your phone here, mate.

00:11 Do you think he's gonna come back?

00:12 Do you think he's gonna come back?

00:15 Oh, cool.

00:16 (laughing)

00:18 When he comes back, how does he not realise?

00:23 Take the phone, take the phone.

00:24 When he comes back.

00:25 - No, no, no, why don't you tell him

00:26 it's back in his pocket again?

00:28 - That's a magic trick.

00:30 - Yes, what's happening?

00:31 - Gentlemen.

00:32 - How come you're back?

00:33 - My phone, what's my phone here?

00:35 - The text phone.

00:36 - Yeah.

00:37 You text me on my phone?

00:38 - Yeah, well, Mark texts you.

00:41 - Yeah, I text you, yeah.

00:42 - Who are you?

00:44 - Yes, it's--

00:45 - What?

00:46 - Is it a cousin?

00:47 Can I have my phone now?

00:47 - We haven't got your phone.

00:48 We haven't got your phone.

00:49 - What did you come back for?

00:50 - You didn't text me.

00:51 - What did you come back for?

00:52 - On my phone.

00:53 - Yeah, yeah, we texted you

00:53 with a picture of your phone, right?

00:54 - Yeah, and you said you left your phone here.

00:57 - Yeah, what phone?

00:58 - My--

00:59 - That's not why we texted you, no.

01:02 No, no, no, listen, listen, Ram.

01:06 So you just left a minute ago, right?

01:08 And you read a message saying your phone's here, right?

01:13 - That my phone's here.

01:14 And you sent me a picture of my phone.

01:15 - Yeah.

01:16 - So I read it on the screen.

01:17 I saw a picture.

01:18 I've come back.

01:19 - So--

01:20 - And now you guys are asking about money.

01:21 - So wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:22 Think again.

01:23 - Did you get pickpocketed or something?

01:24 (laughing)

01:26 - You're being abused.

01:27 - It's not funny.

01:28 - No, listen, listen, listen, listen, listen,

01:30 Ravi, Ravi, Ravi, Ravi, wait a second.

01:32 - You stick to me, you're insulting me.

01:34 (laughing)

01:35 - Wait, Ravi, Ravi, wait, wait a second.

01:37 - I was not even comedian, Ari.

01:38 - Wait, wait a second, wait a second.

01:41 Let me speak, let me speak.

01:42 Right, think about this.

01:45 We just text you saying you left your phone here, right?

01:50 With a picture.

01:52 So how did you read that text message?

01:55 What did you read it on?

01:56 - On the screen.

01:57 - On the screen?

01:58 On what?

01:59 On your phone?

02:01 - Yeah.

02:02 - So how is your phone here if you've read it on your screen?

02:04 - Because you text me.

02:06 (laughing)

02:08 - Look inside your pocket.

02:09 Look inside your pocket.

02:12 Look inside your pocket.

02:14 - Is it a trick on the--

02:15 - No, look--

02:15 - We didn't send you that message.

02:18 - No, I'm just--

02:18 (laughing)

02:20 - It's because of the block figure.

02:21 - No, it's because of, look inside your pocket.

02:23 - Mark, man, I haven't seen you in a while.

02:25 - Look, look, look inside your pocket.

02:26 Look inside your pocket.

02:27 - Yo, I don't--

02:28 - Look inside your pocket.

02:29 - Phones are personal for people, yo.

02:30 - Look inside your pocket.

02:31 Look inside your pocket.

02:32 Is that your phone?

02:33 - Let's stop playing games, okay?

02:35 - Is that your phone?

02:36 - Yes.

02:37 - Yes.

02:37 So, you have your phone.

02:40 You have your phone.

02:43 (laughing)

02:45 You have your phone.

02:49 We took a picture earlier of it

02:53 and you left it to go to the toilet.

02:55 (laughing)

02:57 - What was I coming back for then?

02:59 - Your phone, but you have it in your pocket.

03:01 - Just like that.

03:03 (laughing)

03:06 - Jesus Christ.

03:07 (laughing)

03:10 - Is it mine?

03:11 (laughing)

03:13 (laughing)

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