Publicité Apple at Work The Underdogs Swiped Mac

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00:00 (upbeat music)

00:02 - Morning guys, it's the big day.

00:06 Where are you?

00:07 - Where are we?

00:08 Where's the presentation?

00:09 - I thought the meeting was at 10.

00:10 - It is, I just got here a little early

00:11 but the finishing touches.

00:12 - You were meant to send it on Friday.

00:13 - Did you share the presentation yet?

00:15 - I am about to share it.

00:16 - What, was that their office?

00:18 - Oh yes, check this out.

00:21 It's ginormous.

00:22 - That's like 100 floors.

00:23 - Right, now I'm even more nervous.

00:24 - Guys, this is a game changer, okay?

00:25 We're gonna crush this meeting.

00:27 So don't be late and Dave, don't wear cargo shorts.

00:29 - I'm changing.

00:30 (upbeat music)

00:33 - Guys, I gotta go.

00:34 My Mac, the presentation.

00:39 (upbeat music)

00:42 - Yeah boy, he's a runner.

00:44 (laughing)

00:47 - Good morning.

00:50 I think someone accidentally took my Mac

00:51 which I really need for a really important meeting.

00:53 So we're gonna follow them and get it back.

00:55 So follow this, go, go, go, go.

00:57 (car engine roaring)

01:00 - My lip.

01:01 - Boom, it's your lucky day.

01:08 - Is it yours?

01:09 - Yeah, of course.

01:10 - Then unlock it.

01:12 - Okay.

01:13 Give me your password.

01:16 - All right bro, trisaxfun67.

01:20 - No.

01:21 - Big golf ball, duckyducky19.

01:25 (upbeat music)

01:27 - If I wanted my time wasted, I'd call my ex-husband.

01:30 - Now beat it.

01:32 - Oh.

01:32 - A pawn shop.

01:34 (gasping)

01:35 They're trying to sell my Mac.

01:36 - You think?

01:37 - You wait here and then we'll go back

01:38 to my meeting together.

01:39 - Sure, no problem.

01:40 (car engine roaring)

01:42 - Come on.

01:43 - Hi.

01:45 - Hello.

01:45 Did you just buy a Mac?

01:46 Because I really need to buy it back.

01:48 I'll pay anything, anything.

01:49 - I wasn't born this morning.

01:50 That thing was hotter than Houston.

01:53 - Oh honey, don't get attached.

01:56 Just let it all float away.

01:58 (upbeat music)

02:03 - Straight to voicemail.

02:11 - Wait, I can see where she is.

02:13 - She give you permission?

02:14 - Yeah.

02:15 - Both of you?

02:16 - Yeah.

02:16 - She's like on the other side of town.

02:17 - What is she doing?

02:18 - Where is she going?

02:23 - What do we do?

02:24 - I don't know.

02:24 Usually Bridgette tells us what to do.

02:25 - No Bridgette, no meeting.

02:27 - No investment.

02:28 - No Barbados.

02:29 - How long do we got until the meeting?

02:31 - 30 minutes.

02:32 - Hey Siri, where am I parked?

02:34 Really?

02:35 (tires screeching)

02:38 - Hey, we'd like to sell this.

02:41 (whistling)

02:43 - And I'd sure like to buy it.

02:44 - We forgot the password.

02:46 - I'm afraid no password, no burrito boys.

02:49 This thing's got more security than Area 51.

02:52 Biometric authentication, secure enclave,

02:55 all sorts of encryption, not to mention the tracking.

02:58 Online and offline.

03:01 - Okay, well bye.

03:08 - Come back anytime.

03:09 - Oh my gosh, are you okay?

03:12 - I'm okay, I'm sorry.

03:14 - Well, if it's peripherals you're after my friend,

03:16 you're in the right place.

03:17 - Excuse me, hi, sorry, hi.

03:19 - Miss, seems like your patience tank

03:21 is running on empty.

03:22 - I know, but it's an emergency.

03:23 Someone took my Mac and I really, really need to get it back.

03:25 - Okay, calm your farm.

03:27 You just held the door wide open

03:28 for one of the fellows who took it.

03:30 - I what?

03:30 (dramatic music)

03:33 - Guys, she turned on do not disturb.

03:41 - What?

03:42 Bridget loves being disturbed.

03:43 - It must be bad.

03:44 - This sucks.

03:51 - Well, I thought you liked strawberry.

03:52 - Just shut up, I'm thinking.

03:54 - We could just give it back.

03:55 Then technically it's like we just borrowed it.

03:57 - Just shush.

03:58 - I don't wanna shush.

03:59 You've been badgering me all day

04:01 about stuff that's not even my fault.

04:03 - Badger?

04:04 - What?

04:05 - Badger buys anything, no questions asked.

04:07 Take that shake to go.

04:09 It's cha-ching time.

04:10 - I gotta put on my helmet.

04:12 - Arrive, Herbie's chicken and shakes.

04:15 - What?

04:16 - Couple of unit now, order 42.

04:20 (dramatic music)

04:22 - Hey Siri.

04:24 - FaceTime audio team better bag.

04:25 Guys, I screwed up.

04:29 It's a...

04:31 - Get in and put your seatbelt on.

04:36 - Definitely put your seatbelt on.

04:38 - Where is it now?

04:39 - Oh gosh, it's at the counterfeit market.

04:41 - Bro, did it get on me?

04:45 - No, you're good bro.

04:48 - Your Mac is locked, right?

04:50 What do you mean locked?

04:51 - It's not locked.

04:52 - You should call Sam.

04:53 - All right, listen, ground rules, badger, okay?

04:55 Don't speak unless spoken to.

04:57 Actually, just don't speak at all, all right?

04:59 - Here it is.

05:00 - Be cool.

05:01 Badger.

05:06 Pretty cute for a badger.

05:11 - Bridget, hi.

05:14 - Hey Sam, so I kinda need you to lock my Mac.

05:16 - I can lock it or you can do it.

05:18 - Hold on!

05:19 (screaming)

05:20 - Dave, that was red!

05:21 - I'm pretty sure it was orange.

05:23 - Sam, my mom's gonna kill me.

05:24 - Sam, can you just lock it?

05:26 - It's done.

05:28 - Explain this.

05:33 - Bridget, did you lose your Mac?

05:34 - Maybe.

05:35 - If it's lost, I have to wipe it.

05:37 - No!

05:38 - It's company policy.

05:39 - We just need a few more minutes.

05:40 - Here's three minutes.

05:44 - Three minutes is all I need.

05:47 (upbeat music)

05:49 - Siri, Siri!

05:54 - I haven't felt this alive since the 90s.

05:56 - What happened in the 90s?

05:57 - Everything.

05:58 - Yo, we stole it, okay?

06:00 We can't unlock it, it's impossible.

06:01 Please just take it.

06:03 - At the next light, turn left.

06:04 - What'd she say?

06:05 What did she say?

06:06 - Left, turn left.

06:07 - No, don't listen to her, go straight.

06:08 - No, no, there's traffic on the--

06:09 - Hey, everybody who isn't Siri, shut up!

06:12 - We just tried to sell it and make some money,

06:13 is that wrong?

06:14 - No, Max.

06:16 - No, no, no, no, no!

06:17 (crashing)

06:19 - Oh, we're going the wrong way!

06:20 - Close the door!

06:20 - No!

06:21 - That way!

06:22 - Oh, it's fine, it's fine, it's fine.

06:24 I'll pay later.

06:24 - Two minutes.

06:26 - Stop counting!

06:27 - Guys, where are you?

06:28 - We're never gonna find it in here.

06:30 - It was not me!

06:31 - It wasn't me!

06:33 - Make it pink.

06:33 - Yes, hell!

06:34 - The button, the right, yes.

06:35 (upbeat music)

06:36 - Whoa, whoa, whoa.

06:37 - Hey, why is that beeping?

06:39 - Oh, that way!

06:41 - Do something, everybody, do something!

06:42 - I don't know what to do!

06:43 - I don't want to!

06:44 - Shut up!

06:45 - 30 seconds.

06:46 - I can hear it, do it!

06:47 - You shut up!

06:48 - You shut up!

06:49 - You're the one who has to shut up!

06:50 (upbeat music)

06:52 - 10,

06:53 nine,

06:55 eight,

06:57 seven,

06:59 six,

07:01 five,

07:03 four,

07:04 three,

07:06 two,

07:08 one.

07:10 (dramatic music)

07:16 (sighing)

07:18 - Group hug?

07:20 - Oh, no, please don't touch me.

07:22 - Okay.

07:23 (dramatic music)

07:26 - The meeting, let's go!

07:32 (dramatic music)

07:35 (upbeat music)

07:40 (phone ringing)

07:43 - I've been hacked.

07:48 - I've told you a thousand times,

07:49 your Mac's fine, just stop clicking on those emails.

07:52 - But what if she really needs the money?

07:53 - Real princesses don't send emails asking for money.

07:57 I'm gonna take this.

08:00 (dramatic music)

08:02 (dramatic music)

08:05 (dramatic music)

08:08 [BLANK_AUDIO]

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