Paul Smith - Changed Tour 2020 - 2021 | movie | 2022 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

Recorded at the iconic Olympia Theatre in Dublin ‘Changed’ was a show over 2 years in the making. With hilarious sto | dG1fbDZRMXEtRElGdVk

Transcript

00:00 "What are you worried about, Paul? 2020 is going to be your year."

00:03 I haven't seen a fresh fanny in a long time.

00:07 I was so happy, I just said, "Thank you."

00:09 "Oh, lovely, a big box of dicks."

00:12 Just dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.

00:16 She titted him in the face.

00:17 I've come a lot of times in my life,

00:21 and never once has it taken me by surprise.

00:24 She just gripped my ankles dead tight and just went, "Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh."

00:29 I'm guaranteeing you right now,

00:30 there's not a man in this room who's realised how horrible his dick is

00:34 until he's seen it through fucking portrait mode on an iPhone.

00:37 And I was like...

00:39 "Your labia's not for me."

00:42 I'm going to have a social angle for this later.

00:50 So that's a big change, innit?

00:51 That's a big change, innit?

00:52 Oh, I love this job so much.

01:05 (audience laughing)