Dean Quixote | movie | 2000 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

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00:00 I think if I just figure out the meaning of life, the rest will fall into place.

00:05 You might want to pace yourself.

00:09 An artist, a real artist, has to have a purpose.

00:11 There's got to be something I'm supposed to do.

00:13 Can you ride a unicycle?

00:18 Your brain is on such an adventure right now, man.

00:21 Finkel needs food, badly.

00:23 Are you thinking of going back to being a social leper?

00:26 For Christ's sake, don't start talking about free will.

00:30 Your parents actually named you Dean Eugene?

00:33 Look, I know you have a torch for her.

00:35 Edison.

00:36 I met Eddie's new boyfriend today.

00:40 Pretty cool.

00:41 He's an artist and a motorcycle racer, and he has an artistic mission.

00:45 No, that's just a hobby.

00:47 I think he might be Batman.

00:48 Wow.

00:49 Eureka!

00:56 There you are, meaning of life.

00:57 Well done, good job Dean.

00:58 Grateful Universe appreciates your effort.

01:00 Reality check!

01:01 Okay, let's talk about reality.

01:03 No, Dean, let's not.

01:05 Let's not do that.

01:07 Plato said platonic love is a higher form of love than romantic love.

01:10 That's just because it's named after him.

01:11 You ever wonder what the best parts you would be to eat?

01:14 Look, are you some kind of stalker?

01:16 Because I'll mace your ass.

01:17 A friend isn't a friend if you try to nail them the moment you're single.

01:22 I thought I could count on you to be rational.

01:27 Dreams are real.

01:28 Real as you are.

01:31 Melanie Griffith could be a Jew.

01:33 You can be a Jew.

01:34 Who would have had to experience a whole lot of life before you found that home?

01:37 You are throwing this whole f***ing fit because I said I believe in God?

01:42 Those that are already married, all but one shall live.

01:46 Forget about it, huh?

01:49 Guys, she's like 14.

01:52 Hey, two more years.

01:56 Miss Catnip, what are you smoking?

01:58 Hey, well you never know.

02:00 You've been given an opportunity to live.

02:07 An opportunity is nothing more than what you make of it.

02:09 I can't live not knowing.

02:11 I can't live knowing I don't know.

02:12 I won't be thanking any of you on Oscar night.

02:29 I won't be thanking any of you on Oscar night.

02:34 (chiming)

Dean Quixote | movie | 2000 | Official Trailer

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