The King of Queens | show | 1998 | Official Featurette - video Dailymotion

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Life’s good for deliveryman Doug Heffernan, until his newly widowed father-in-law, Arthur, moves in with him and his w | dHNfa0RmaFpUS3U1WEU

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00:00 Oh, shoot, I need a towel.

00:02 Oh, come on.

00:09 Don't do this to me now. Work.

00:11 Work.

00:14 [SIGHS]

00:40 Are you seriously stealing my batteries?

00:44 Yeah.

00:47 So when I got to the gym, I just found out that my batteries were dead?

00:51 Yeah, and I left your Walkman on play so you'd think you did it yourself.

00:56 That's just evil.

00:59 And you're married to it.

01:03 Oh.

01:05 Yeah. All right.

01:16 [MUSIC PLAYING]

01:19 Honey!

01:39 Doug, you took a perfectly good dog and turned him into a big, lazy eating machine.

01:45 And in case you hadn't noticed, I already got one of those.

01:48 Oh, slam me there.

01:51 Come on. Sit down. Watch the tube. Eat some doodles with us.

01:55 Here's what's gonna happen.

01:58 You're gonna wake up every morning early and you're gonna walk him.

02:01 And then you're gonna feed him dog food.

02:04 And then if he pees in the house, you're gonna clean it up.

02:07 And if he can't do all those things, he's going right back to where he came from.

02:13 I'm gonna miss you, buddy.

02:15 Good luck with your rapper.

02:41 Hey, hey, hey. What do you think you're doing?

02:43 Getting my fingers nice and creamy. Just the way I like them.

02:46 Uh-uh. No wife of mine is gonna do dishes on Valentine's Day.

02:50 You can do these tomorrow.

02:53 Thanks so much.

02:55 Hey, where's the food?

03:03 I don't know.

03:05 It's usually just right here.

03:08 What do we do?

03:09 I don't know.

03:10 What do we do?

03:11 Hey, I know about as much as you do right now.

03:13 Carrie!

03:17 Sweetheart!

03:18 Carrie!

03:19 What the hell is going on here?

03:36 We're training.

03:38 You were fast asleep.

03:40 I was resting between sets.

03:42 And you. How could you let this happen?

03:44 I'm weak. Please don't tell my wife.

03:46 Just get out of here.

03:48 Could I at least save my game to the memory card?

03:51 So weak.

03:53 So this has been going on during your training sessions.

03:59 Lou plays video games while you sleep and eat.

04:02 And read.

04:03 And all that crap about me being the wind beneath your wings.

04:07 Did you even work out at all?

04:09 Define at all.

04:11 (laughing)

The King of Queens | show | 1998 | Official Featurette

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