Semi-Pro | movie | 2008 | Official Trailer - video Dailymotion

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00:00 [MUSIC]

00:10 Flint Tropics' Jackie Moon. Jackie, thanks for taking the time.

00:13 Thanks for having me, Dick.

00:14 Jackie, I think a lot of people would describe tonight's loss as humiliating.

00:18 Well, I don't know about that. We had a good time out there.

00:21 You did have fun.

00:22 How did you learn to play basketball?

00:24 I saw it on TV a couple times. I thought, "I can do that."

00:27 My gosh, it's almost as though you're in some sort of a basketball trance.

00:32 Jackie, what sorts of promotional things do you have coming up this season?

00:37 We've got pancake night, clown makeup night,

00:39 get a live camel in here, and just see what happens.

00:42 Fear not, change!

00:45 [SCREAMING]

00:48 The ABA will be merging with the NBA at the end of this season.

00:54 Yes! Yes! I'm so happy I can't even feel my arms!

00:59 Four teams will be absorbed into the NBA next year.

01:02 Hey, Jackie, the Tropics won't be going--

01:04 Wait, what did you say?

01:05 No!

01:08 You're being-- Jackie, Jackie, don't bite yourself.

01:11 You take the four teams with the best records. They should merge.

01:14 He's right. The season isn't over yet.

01:16 Exactly what he just said.

01:17 The problem is, we suck.

01:19 You did not deserve that.

01:21 I know.

01:22 I apologize.

01:23 We play fundamental basketball. We can make a run at this.

01:27 What is this?

01:29 This is the future of basketball.

01:31 This is our season, and we're gonna finish it.

01:33 Don't worry, guys. I got this.

01:36 I'm very good at free throws.

01:37 Seriously, free throws are probably the best facet of my game.

01:40 Tomorrow, I, Jackie Moon, will wrestle a bear.

01:48 If you feel like you're in danger, just say "Spumoni."

01:52 I don't need Spumoni.

01:53 This is fine. He's not doing anything.

01:55 Jackie Moon!

01:57 Ow!

02:00 Babadi! Babadi!

02:04 Semi-pro.

02:05 Nobody move.

02:06 I think he left.

02:07 Where are you, precious?

02:10 Everybody, get an egg!

02:14 If you have a small child, use it as a shield.

02:16 They love the tender meat.

02:18 (upbeat music)

Semi-Pro | movie | 2008 | Official Trailer

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