'SNL:' Pedro Pascal can't stop laughing in hilarious restaurant sketch

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The Mandalorian and The Last of Us star Pedro Pascal couldn't stop laughing in a hilarious sketch he appeared in on this weekend's edition of Saturday Night Live. In the segment, Pascal plays a man attempting to tell a story while out to dinner with his friends at a restaurant.  SNL player Ego Nwodim is sitting beside him, trying to cut an incredibly tough steak, shaking the entire table and upending plates and glasses in the process.

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00:00 - Oh, I didn't tell you guys, but a few nights back,

00:03 this dog followed me home.

00:07 - I'm about to tear this thing up.

00:08 (audience laughing)

00:11 - When I opened the door, he just...

00:15 (audience laughing)

00:18 He just sprinted inside.

00:20 - That man ain't give me no ketchup.

00:22 (audience laughing)

00:24 - Running around my house trying to catch him.

00:26 - Sis, you got ketchup over there?

00:27 - Girl, just eat.

00:28 Can you just eat?

00:29 - Without ketchup?

00:30 (audience laughing)

00:31 You think it's gonna be nasty without ketchup?

00:34 - So, anyway, I guess I had two bones.

00:40 (audience laughing)

00:42 - Oh my baby sis.

00:43 - That's so crazy.

00:43 - What are the odds?

00:44 (audience laughing)

00:47 - Sis, come back.

00:48 (audience laughing)

00:51 - Girl.

00:54 - Sis, I gotta cut you a piece of this steak.

00:56 This steak is busted.

00:58 - Lady.

00:59 (audience laughing)

01:00 - Oh my God, can you just chill?

01:01 He's trying to tell a story.

01:03 - Girl, I heard the man.

01:04 - Oh my God.

01:05 - I heard him.

01:06 I heard him.

01:07 He said he got chased by a dog.

01:09 - Okay, okay, please.

01:11 Okay, all right.

01:14 - Okay, what, look, pause.

01:17 What?

01:18 - What?

01:18 - Antonio Banderas over here.

01:20 (audience laughing)

01:22 Trying to get some butt while he got Cujo

01:24 living in his basement.

01:25 (audience laughing)

01:27 - Hey everyone, just wanna check in on you.

01:29 Is everything going all right?

01:30 We've been getting some complaints.

01:31 - Oh, 'cause we black?

01:32 (audience laughing)

01:35 We over here minding our business.

01:43 (audience laughing)

01:44 - I'm just making sure everything's okay.

01:46 - Actually, everything is not okay.

01:51 There is wine all in their food

01:53 and it's all over the floor now.

01:55 Y'all need to do better.

01:57 - Lisa.

01:58 - Yes, Antonio.

02:01 - I understand you don't wanna be sick tomorrow,

02:06 but you have been sawing that steak.

02:08 This is a mess because of you.

02:10 - Okay, now hold up now.

02:12 I'm not gonna let y'all corner my baby sister, Lisa,

02:14 who'd have came all the way from Temecula on my birthday.

02:17 - I know that's right.

02:18 - Now, does my sister have terrible

02:20 listening comprehension skills?

02:22 - A thousand percent.

02:23 - I know that's right.

02:24 - But she's the oldest sister I got.

02:26 - Bitch, we the youngest of six girls.

02:28 - Okay, okay, but at the end of the day,

02:30 no matter what else falls, she's my family.

02:34 And there better not be a damn red speck on that damn plate.

02:37 - Cook my meat.

02:38 - Okay?

02:39 (audience laughing)

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