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  • 17/06/2023

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Amusant
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00:00 - Oh, oh, oh, ok. - You don't... You don't wanna cuddle? - No. We're just chilling. - That's rude.
00:14 - What's up guys? - Excuse me?
00:41 - How's it going? What? You don't wanna cuddle? - What the fuck are you doing?
00:55 - I'm just trying to cuddle. - You can get the fuck off, ok? I'm trying to study for my fucking final.
01:00 - I'm just trying to cuddle, man. Sorry. You're unstable? - Yeah.
01:07 - What's going on? - Hey.
01:27 - What the fuck? - What happened, man?
01:47 - What a guy. - He's filming us.
01:52 - Now it's time for the guest star of the show. - Futuristic. - Hunter Kids Hunter Wife.
02:04 - Oh my God. What's going on here? - How you doing? - Good.
02:10 - I'm just gonna take a little nap if you don't mind. - Ok. I don't wanna be covered.
02:13 - Oh, you good? You don't wanna be covered? - Yeah, I'm hot.
02:15 - I'm just taking a little nap right here. - Ok.
02:22 - Y'all picked a nice spot. It's cool over here. - It's a pretty big beach, eh?
02:27 - Yeah, I feel like it is. But this is like the best spot, I would say. Yeah? I feel like this is the best spot.
02:35 - You know, I need to tan anyway, so. - You're dark enough?
02:38 - No, I do need to tan. You don't think so? - You good?
02:42 - I'm good. Alright, for sure. I'm gonna get a little quick power nap.
02:46 - Yo, what's going on over there? What the hell?
02:54 - Yo, so this is a YouTube prank show. This camera is over here. That's Big Dog's TV.
03:02 I go by Futuristic. Is it cool if we use this? Are y'all cool with it? Is it cool if we use you?
03:08 Ok, I got this song. It's like blunt after blunt after blunt after blunt after that then another.
03:13 Chilling with my niggas and my brothers. Couple bitches say they with it, probably gonna have 'em undercover.
03:16 Yeah, they all smoke, get up cold, tell 'em that we need some more.
03:19 Already got some rock and a honey jack, little bit of fire while we picking up the papers at the stove.
03:22 I got it for the low, that's free shit. Fans wanna see me get the tree lit, probably eat up all the sweet shit.
03:26 Now I'm writing all this deep shit, hit up AKT and damage every single beat quick.
03:29 Straight THC, now we mobbin' in the car, that's the MIC, slussin' a line to take hits like the MLB.
03:33 Let the beat drop while I smoke this weed.
03:36 Yeah, you know, a little somethin' somethin'.
03:39 You want a bedtime story? Yeah, please.
03:42 Ok. That's a good one.
03:45 Another little engine that could, but that seems somewhat trite. I love that one.
03:48 Oh, do you like that one? Yeah. Ok.
03:50 So once upon a time, there was a little fuckin' train.
03:55 A little, it was an anthropomorphized train.
03:58 The train had feelings and the train could talk.
04:02 Talking train? It could talk.
04:04 Cool. So it wasn't like all the other trains.
04:06 In fact, it felt kinda lonely whenever it was hanging out with the other trains.
04:10 Because people didn't really like to talk to the train, because they thought that was kinda fucked up.
04:14 And other trains just didn't talk to the train, because trains can't talk.
04:18 So this little engine was just like, "Goddamn, I'm so lonely."
04:23 I bet there's other talking trains on the top of this big hill that I am not, I am not equipped to make it up this hill.
04:32 I've been under-engineered to the point of not being able to make it up this hill.
04:39 Done.
04:40 So, put him right out.
04:44 He is out like a light.
04:47 ♪ ♪ ♪