A man walks into a bar, looking like a faggoty-ass Austin Powers, sideburns long After about an hour, he’s about had four or five He says, “bartender, give me another one, put it on ice”
“Don’t you think you’ve had enough?”
“I’ll tell you when”
It goes all up in smoke A few burly men pin him down He says, “get off me now” He says, “I’m fine, just give me some of those cheese sticks fried, about four or five”
He says, “I think these are only for people with common sense and decency, alright?”
He says, “how dare you? I’m about to go home and get real weird with this dude I just abducted I’m gonna fuck with”
He says, “alright, security, come get this motherfucker”
All of a sudden he pulls out this gun and aims upward (*gun-blast*) He says, “alright, I’ve had it, if you call the cops, I’m gonna do some serious damage”
And all of a sudden then everything is quiet The bartender looks around, he needs a drink now and a smoke And the smoke before, it dissipated
You heard this prick elated, thinks he’s gonna make it But all of a sudden his phone goes off And in the meantime, this one guy goes off, pins him down He’s find this pinned-down man again Think of how this ends, yeah
This dude is a disruption, a menace to society, miserable, a reject and a loser He’s stupid as fuck Everybody takes their turn chucking fists at him Putting their boots all on up where his nuts had been, and Before you know it, he looks like crushed lasagna That’s done for this motherfucker, yeah Feed him to the dog that’s out back
What happens to a man that’s fall flat on his ass in the scene of life He’s taken out by the rest of the people in life
