[Chorus] No, no, I can’t believe it, no No, no… no...
[Verse 1] Finding a girl, it’s not a level playing field I never got ‘em, how would that make you feel? My chance came at the worst time When I’m busiest, that’s when you come around? Why in the world should I say yes? I’m stressed, I got lots of work to finish I don’t get ‘em, I’m alone Why? I don’t get it, I don’t know Don’t get me started Girls I came to changed to dearly departed Ninety-nine percent of girls are not for me One percent I want to see on my odyssey I could probably cure cancer faster than getting a date with a dancer Your antithesis I know it well Your argument is I should talk to more of them
[Chorus] No, no, I can’t believe it, no…
[Verse 2] Nobody is perfected, I said it Forget you if you get it but didn’t pay the price With years of struggle and working nights If you didn’t serve the time You do not deserve a slice This pie requires sacrifice If you don’t earn it you weren’t challenged right My talents are sky high, you say bye-bye My skills--the tallest hill in eye sight In hindsight I grind, but she’s walking That’s the closest I’ve been She’ll close the coffin With that butt she talks, she knows I want it But she won’t talk, she will be coughing Where’s the problem? My side or her side? Let’s say both sides and call it a night
[Chorus] No, no, I can’t believe it, no…
[Verse 3] Men know the flaws in women Women don’t admit ‘em, they cold commit ‘em Who throws a tantrum? Goes on rambling? It’s not a man, it’s only women Get a job and cash, wait ’til you’re 30 Like only money will make me worthy Behold the most merciless, remorseless Need I speak more or less? About women I exhaust myself Girl, take a good look at yourself That man is much more than worthless Like you need to be bought like a purchase It’s on me to find a girl good-looking to me They’re looking at me, they’re not talking I guess they won’t ever change So I’ll be better and the better man
