[Chorus] This is all three parts of me The artist, the emcee, I’m Alex The holy trinity, multiple personalities I’m Alex D, AD and Klash
[Verse 1] This was before things came to be Before I knew that there was game in me I was playing trumpet, I was humming Getting lumpy, golfing, caddying for money I’m the geeky, nerdy, dorky Alex D If you don’t like it, put your mouth on my phallic d I should have known I wasn’t meant for the earth I didn’t know shit about some men and a girl Locked in a dream world Head surrounded by clouds and I didn’t picture a downtrend I guess it’s better when you’re being a kid ‘cause when you’re a kid, you don’t need to do shit Especially with two parents My larynx wasn’t as daring But now it’s faring fairly well I didn’t know this was hell I was living in a fairytale
[Chorus] This is all three parts of me The artist, the emcee, I’m Alex The holy trinity, multiple personalities I’m Alex D, AD and Klash
[Verse 2] Some people call me Dio, but I’m not that Trade name infringement, that’s a rock band Come hip-hop with me, I’m AD Acing every examination that I’m taking Oh your diaper needs replacing? And you want somebody else to change it? Here take your life and take it ‘cause I’m sick of grown folks acting like babies What the heck else should I put in this verse? A curse? I’m already a walking one, I’m cursed We need to extrapolate this polar thing on this graph I made and do a promenade You are probably gay I don’t know what more to say I’m coming for you, motherfucker, aye? Like Krazee-Eyez Killa and Larry David on Curb Your Enthusiasm, baby
[Chorus] This is all three parts of me The artist, the emcee, I’m Alex The holy trinity, multiple personalities I’m Alex D, AD and Klash
[Verse 3] Where’s my medicine? Destined to be wretched Wrecking everything that I get into Thinking what you’re going to before you go into it Showing you and him how human men have been losing and how all our morals are loosening, with a rudeness trip Clash on your ass No matter what race, color or creed or ethnicity All human males are niggas to me All females are bitches to me I’m not too big for my britches You can’t even fit ‘em Go inside, I’ll stomp you out like an insect I intersect the devil’s interests Play Russian Roulette when the side of my head itches All I wanna do is hate people When I make a song I create evil
[Chorus] This is all three parts of me The artist, the emcee, I’m Alex The holy trinity, multiple personalities I’m Alex D, AD and Klash
This is all three parts of me The artist, the emcee, I’m Alex The holy trinity, multiple personalities I’m Alex D, AD and Klash
