I gotta go up to them, they never come up to me I gotta think of something to say before they walk away from me When I walk in the room she starts to exit the room When I take one breath she’s just left the room When I take two steps she’s just left too soon How many of you can say it’s happened to you? ‘cause ladies are ladies, and AD’s had it with the games that they’re playing So from today on I’m forgetting it I played the game not, it’s not like I’m forfeiting it I’m sick of having to work to try to get my dick jerked I’m gonna tackle you and rape you after work This thought makes me get off That’s why me and my friends hunt the cunts just to jump on ‘em When word can’t hurt you, just ‘cause I say it doesn’t mean that it’s gonna come true Allow me to introduce you to who I am I’m a guy rhyming, kinda like Ted Bundy, about to bed honeys After I bludgeon ‘em in the head with a gun he bought with money he got from working in a lab Before he quit and started to spit in a different lab Switched the gun and fucked her with it ’til she came on the pistol handle, then I ran I shouldn’t even try For a guy like me to find a wife is like a pie in the sky I’m exhausted It costs more to maintain a marriage than to buy a good looking whore So I’ma give money to a slut and then I’ll finally get what the fuck I’m looking for The bottom line is there’s no time to find one And I’m in the lab nine to five, son There’s no honey coming on him And the only thing that’s coming in is the money
