Comedian Bert Kreischer has an infinite amount of fake money to spend shopping online. GQ curated a personalized shopping list for him filled with shirts, cars, rare and cured meats, experiential adventures, and beer. Where would he wear a sheer Fendi shirt? Rolls-Royce Wraith Cryptos or a 1967 Ford Mustang? What are his conditions for taking a trip to space?

Bert Kreischer performed live at The Greek Theatre as part of the Netflix Is A Joke Festival on May 5th ; @netflixisajoke