Mark Angel Comedy E257 HOUSE HELPS - (Comedy) - (2020) - video Dailymotion

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Not Rated |14min | Comedy | 2020  (Nigeria)   Mark Angel brings home to his boss, a shirt designed for turkey instead of the made in Turky shirt he was asked to get for his bosses wedding.   Director: Daniel Julius    Writers: Mark Angel Comedy   Stars: Mark Angel, Colleague, Mark Angel's Boss

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00:00Uncle Mark, where are you going to?

00:02In Manila, there is a job opportunity that I see.

00:06It's for a...

00:08Housekeeper.

00:09I want to go and do the interview so that I will win the job

00:12then I will not start working again.

00:14Eh.

00:15Eh.

00:16Ok, I'll follow you.

00:17Let's go.

00:18Go where?

00:19To the interview now.

00:21Again?

00:22I want to know why every time you go for job interview,

00:25you are not working.

00:27Again?

00:28I want to know why every time you go for job interview,

00:30the next day they will sack you.

00:32I'm sure you used to say something that will make them sack you.

00:35Let's go.

00:36Today I'll follow you.

00:37In Manila?

00:38Uncle, I'll follow you today.

00:40If you like beat me, I'll still follow you.

00:42Eh.

00:43I think you want to follow go job interview.

00:44Come, let's go.

00:45Ok, you think I'm going to enter taxi?

00:47You will say you will trek, but let's go.

00:49You will say, you know that I'm a trekker.

00:51You will trek in this one, you will retire.

00:58Eh.

00:59What's your name?

01:00Mac Angel.

01:01Mac Angel.

01:03Do you have any experience in this job?

01:05No.

01:06You mean, you've been a house boy before?

01:08Excuse me.

01:09Is he a house boy or a house keeper?

01:19So as I was saying,

01:21do you have an experience in being a house boy?

01:24No.

01:25Do you have an experience in being a house boy?

01:27Yes, sir.

01:28Ok.

01:29The reason why I need your services is because

01:32my wedding is tomorrow.

01:34And my wife will be coming in tomorrow also.

01:37So I need someone to help her with the house chores

01:40like washing the cars,

01:42washing the flowers

01:43and so many other things that needs to be done.

01:45So, do you think you can do that?

01:47Hmm.

01:48Well, well.

01:49Ok.

01:50That's fine.

01:51So, who is she?

01:52It's my uncle.

01:54Oh, you mean your father's brother?

01:56No.

01:57She is my cousin.

01:58Cousin?

01:59I don't understand.

02:00You are uncle and she is your cousin.

02:03How?

02:04Sir, it's like she is Shibia.

02:06See, in this Nigeria area,

02:08anybody that is near you is your uncle.

02:11Whether the person is your brother or your cousin,

02:14even your neighbor,

02:16you call the person your uncle.

02:18Your teacher can be your uncle.

02:20Ok, ok.

02:21Fine, fine.

02:22Whatever, whatever.

02:23Ok, back to the reason why we are here.

02:26How much would you like me to pay you monthly?

02:33Sir, you!

02:34The place that you are working,

02:35how much are they paying you there?

02:38Are you mad?

02:39It's like you don't need this job.

02:41Sorry, sir.

02:42Just give me N20,000.

02:48N20,000?

02:51Ok.

02:52Fine.

02:53I will pay you N20,000 monthly.

02:55But that will be on one condition.

02:58If you work as a house boy,

03:00while she works as a house girl.

03:03No.

03:04It's me that come for the interview.

03:06She is just a small peking.

03:09Mr. Man,

03:10it's like you don't need this job.

03:11I need it to wear well.

03:12Fine.

03:13You work as a house boy,

03:14while she works as a house girl.

03:15Meaning,

03:16you take care of the adult responsibility,

03:18while she takes care of the child responsibility.

03:20Because,

03:21my wedding is tomorrow for God's sake.

03:23My wife is moving in tomorrow.

03:24This car won't wash itself.

03:26The flowers won't water itself.

03:27The dishes in the kitchen won't wash itself.

03:29The cupboard needs to be kept clean.

03:30So, tell me.

03:31If you cannot do this job,

03:32let me know,

03:33so I get somebody else to do it.

03:35Don't worry.

03:36We can do it.

03:37Fine.

03:38Meaning, you start now.

03:41Now?

03:42Yes.

03:43Sir, no.

03:44We come for the interview,

03:46so that we can win the job.

03:49Then, we now go...

03:50I don't understand.

03:51It's like you don't need this job.

03:52I need it to...

03:53Fine.

03:54You start now.

03:55And besides,

03:56you will be living here.

03:57Here?

03:58But sir,

03:59we did not come with our clothes.

04:03That's not the problem, okay?

04:04While she takes care of the dirty dishes in the kitchen now,

04:06you go home and get your properties.

04:12It's like you don't need this job.

04:13I'm going to call somebody else.

04:14No.

04:15We need it to...

04:16So, move this plastic to the kitchen.

04:17Over there.

04:18We need it.

04:19You go and get your belongings.

04:20You know what?

04:21Fast.

04:22We need it to...

04:23When I'm coming,

04:24let me go and pack our clothes and come.

04:33What's this?

04:34Good morning, guys.

04:35What's up?

04:36So, you've not had your bath?

04:37Do you realize that today is my wedding?

04:39No.

04:40That bachelor's eve was...

04:42Go and take your bath, Joe.

04:43Leave it and go and take your bath.

04:45What kind of thing is this one now?

04:46Come, guy.

04:47Where's your shirt now?

04:48Is there no shirt inside here?

04:49There's no shirt inside.

04:51Check now.

04:56Oh, my God.

04:57I have forgotten my shirt in Enugu.

04:59Look at this, Joe.

05:01Look at this guy.

05:02My designer's shirt.

05:03Anyway, that shouldn't be a problem.

05:04You can wear mine.

05:07You can take mine.

05:08What design is that?

05:09USA.

05:10USA?

05:11No, no, no.

05:12I don't do that.

05:13Okay, wear mine now.

05:14What design is that?

05:15That's an Italian shirt.

05:16Italian shirt?

05:17Yes.

05:18Oh, my God.

05:19For God's sake.

05:20I don't do Italian or USA.

05:21I do Turkish designs.

05:23Italy tells us that.

05:24If it's not Turkish, we're not putting any other shirts.

05:26Yes.

05:27Guys.

05:28Guys.

05:29Do you realize that today is my wedding day?

05:30And I have to wear a Turkish design.

05:33Oh, my God.

05:34Where's...

05:35Mackenzie.

05:36Mackenzie.

05:37Sir.

05:38Come, come, come.

05:39What are you doing?

05:40I'm cleaning.

05:41Okay, okay, okay.

05:42Where's your cousin or your sister?

05:43Where is she?

05:44Emanuella.

05:45Call her.

05:46Yes.

05:47Emanuella.

05:48Come, come, come.

05:49Give her the shoe.

05:50Give her the shoe.

05:51Take that shoe.

05:52Make sure you clean it and get it back fast.

05:53Go, go, go, go, go.

05:54Mackenzie, come, come, come.

05:55See, I want you to go and get me a shirt.

05:56A white shirt.

05:57Where's my card?

05:58Use my card.

05:59Go to any boutique close by and get me a white shirt.

06:00The bill is $40.

06:01$40.

06:02$40.

06:03$40.

06:04$40.

06:05$40.

06:06$40.

06:07$40.

06:08$40.

06:09$40.

06:10$40.

06:11$40.

06:12$40.

06:13The bill is $440.

06:14$440.

06:15Fast.

06:16Go, go, go, go.

06:17See, you didn't even ask me the design of shirt you are going to buy, so you want to go

06:22there and buy any outing for me.

06:25Listen, I need a white turkey shirt.

06:29Turkey?

06:30A white turkey shirt.

06:33Okay?

06:34Fast, fast.

06:35Come, come, come.

06:36See?

06:37Mackenzie, today is my wedding day.

06:40Don't waste time.

06:41time you have just 30 minutes or you are dead read my lips you are dead hurry up

06:48hurry up hurry up today's my wedding for God's sake

06:51guy you should have won this shit oh see what is wrong with all of you and I

06:57thought you were my guys I've told you severally that on my wedding day I must

07:00wear a white turkey designer's shirt enough of all this he has gone to get

07:04the shits I'm dead 30 minutes I'm dead 30 minutes I'm dead 30 minutes I'm dead

07:21guys is mark back no no hey my god is now why today I just got off the phone

07:31with my wife now everybody's in Georgia they're waiting for us

07:35even the priest is standing in front of the altar

07:40manuela come here come here come where's your teacher brother where's mark he's

07:52not yet back are you asking me hey are you asking me a fact take this phone

07:57call him now we are all waiting for him

08:04hello uncle mark where are you now we are all waiting for you

08:10be fast he's coming he better come fast oh he better comes fast get my phone I

08:19get up from this place get up on this place I got you I thought you were

08:26putting your trousers before you want my trousers to get rumpled guys please

08:30I don't want to talk to him today wait has Francis taken his bath I guess he

08:36has gone back to sleep

08:57come on what kind of wedding is this I really don't start what's going on here

09:03uh-uh is it this wedding you're killing yourself for this wedding uh-uh you don't

09:07have to worry yourself now I told I get that prince will definitely disappoint

09:11her is it not prince again as I speak to you now

09:15this is getting married to another girl and the wedding is even today and she's

09:19there killing herself everything I want to get married I want to get married I

09:23want to get married now look at it I knew it all these Instagram slay queens

09:27look at them they want to marry Malaysia husband in the wedding in the wedding my

09:31sister shut up your mouth when will you be gossiping someone like that what's

09:37your business hey what is your problem don't worry you will soon you will soon

09:42join monopoly and gossip somebody

10:03your father just told me that the reverend father said if in three minutes

10:07time he did not see him that the wedding will be called off

10:37I'm going to kill you I will devour you I will arrest you

10:42going now

10:47I'm coming I'm coming now I finish now we are finished they are just doing small

10:52amendments hey mark what kind of a man are they doing

10:56I'm sorry they are finished they are finished hello can you hear me yes I can

11:00hear you hope you know sent for Catholic Church which one the one close to the

11:04market okay yes yes yes fine fine come down with the set

11:08mark the whole church is waiting for us come down with the set now okay fine fine

11:15come now guys let's go to church now

11:20Oh

11:29hey guys wait for me now you guys go without me

11:40baby I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I'm so sorry please don't be offended please

11:47I'm so sorry is this new house boy I employed oh hey I asked him to get me a

11:52white turkey shirt a white turkey shirt this morning

11:57okay come here we have you been since we have you been where's the shirt what's

12:39my chest

12:57mr. Prince do you take Jamila Musa as your lawfully wedded wife to love and to

13:05cherish in goodness and in goodness

Mark Angel Comedy E257 HOUSE HELPS - (Comedy) - (2020)

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