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  • 2/19/2021
These friends were looking at this duo talking rather animatedly in their car as they waited for them to pull out of the parking lot and lead the way. When the duo noticed, they rolled down their car window and shared their funny conversation about a hand sanitizer.
Transcript
00:00 Dude, they're so animated. I love them.
00:04 Like, look at 'em.
00:07 Dude!
00:11 He came in my hands and now he's not.
00:13 He's not, like, he won't own that sh*t joke that he made.
00:16 No, no, okay. I gave him hand sanitizer, right?
00:20 And then he looks at me, he makes eye contact with me.
00:22 He squirts hand sanitizer in my hand, he's like...
00:25 And he says, "I hope you do that to me later."
00:28 And then...
00:30 As he's giving me eyes.
00:31 Yeah, no, you initiated the eye contact.
00:34 You gave the eyes!
00:35 You initiated eye contact!
00:37 I look at you and you're like...
00:38 I was looking at the bottle and then you made eye contact with me.
00:40 As he makes a fat f*cking, like...
00:42 Yeah, because it was empty.
00:44 Do you think I control the laws of thermodynamics, you motherf*cker?
00:47 That's not thermodynamics, you dumb...
00:49 Yes, it is! Yes, it is!
00:52 It's not!
00:53 How full a bottle is this?
00:55 Can we please go home?
00:56 You guys gotta leave first.
00:58 You gotta get out first.

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