- 1/9/2021
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00:00i can't wait i can't wait for trump to not accept the election results or whatever and there to be
00:08like this weird civil war but by the way all of this military stuff is there the military is
00:12sending a strong signal to trump don't count on us that's what a lot of it is they're sending a
00:16strong signal going don't count on us we're not with you um and i just can't wait for that to
00:22happen and there to be like some real uh just civil unrest and some real problems in the country
00:28and then uh you know uh one of these guys on wall street's you know just drinking a cabernet and he's
00:34just sitting there and he just you know like turns on the tv and he's just seems like trying to
00:40understand he's like squinting he's squinting and he's just seeing you know burning and everything
00:47like that and he just he just kind of shuts it off and then he goes ah you know his wife goes what's
00:54going on is there a problem because you know it's they blow it up the media they make it bigger than
00:57it is you know everything's fine everything's okay and you know he just fucking ignores it just
01:04fucking lights a cigar and everything like that and then he hears like the sound of distant chanting
01:10and he goes it's probably it's interesting you know the neighbors are loud they're usually not
01:15that loud but i guess you're having an event you know and he smiles he goes it's nice to have parties
01:19he remembers when he used to have parties and the chanting's growing louder and he doesn't understand
01:23chanting he's growing louder now he's a little curious he gets up he's got to cigar maybe maybe
01:28he's moved on from the cabernet maybe a little snifter of brandy or something you know he's in
01:31mccallan and ice whiskey and he just sees and all of a sudden he just sees the uh you know he just
01:37sees the people and many of them are in black and many of them aren't and they're just they're angry
01:41and they're and they're carrying things that look like weapons you know batons and clubs and things
01:46like that and maybe one guy's got a chainsaw now he's a little nervous he's a little nervous
01:53he doesn't he doesn't quite understand what's uh what's going on you know and they they come into
01:58his property and they start lighting it on fire and now he's he's a little disappointed you know
02:03he's he doesn't really mind the house burning down because the house was never what he wanted he
02:07loves the property and he thinks maybe i mean i'm sure maybe i could build something else so even in
02:12the initial stages of them burning his home he sees the opportunity in it right he sees
02:16it could be like a blessing in disguise you know he sees the thing going up and he goes well you
02:20know i got a good policy on this house you know and even if the wife gets it he goes you know me
02:24and her haven't been connecting you haven't been connecting as much you know so he sees the
02:27opportunity and i i mean i mean maybe she gets horribly scarred and he just sends her away to
02:32some sanitarium and then he could kind of you know uh you know call that waitress at bobby vans and
02:37say harvard that he really likes you know and you know because she's an older woman but she's you know
02:41big tits and she gets them and she likes power and she appreciates them you know
02:45not like his wife does anymore she doesn't appreciate them you know this new one does
02:49because you know she's new and new is important and new is good you know and it's been a while
02:54since he's had any new so he's watching his house burn down and he's thinking about maybe his wife
02:58being horribly scarred and still and still there's nothing that's really troubling him and then
03:06a couple of the people start to approach him and he says to himself yeah it's it's not a huge deal
03:12i mean i'm sure they just want to talk and then then they kind of start pushing him and this is
03:17when he goes now his physical safety starts to enter his mind for the very first time in the
03:21whole equation and he goes yeah this is you know this is a real this is a real issue and uh i don't
03:29know how i'm going to make it out of this you know he's thinking in his mind does you know any fighting
03:32moves not really not really you know he's been in only a few scrapes he's lost most of them you know
03:37he's a he's a wiry frame small man that made all his money you know just you know closing down the
03:43companies that he imagined big surly guys work at you know and so they're they're they're um
03:49they're they're they're now getting him and now they've hoisted him up and they're carrying him
03:53and he's now very uncomfortable because he he now realizes that this might just go left here you
03:59know like even though he's tried really really hard there's just this may not this may not be a good
04:05equation this might just end very very badly and he doesn't he doesn't really know where this is
04:10going to go and they they walk him and then they're walking him to a tree in the middle of his property
04:16it's a big tree he's always loved this tree you know and they they're just you know they they start
04:22tying him around this tree and he goes this seems very strange you know it reminds him actually of
04:27one of these kind of fun rituals they used to do at bohemian grove he thought maybe that was
04:30going to be it he's like maybe they just want to have fun in nature you know nature huh
04:34but no they start tying him around a tree and then they start dousing him with something and
04:38he recognizes that smell it's kerosene it's kerosene and they're dousing him and finally he
04:44goes oh i think they're going to light me on fire he's still very calm and collected you know
04:48he didn't realize he was going to die like this but he's had a pretty decent life you know he's made a
04:52lot of money some people have made more a hell of a lot of people have made less you know the kids
04:56went to the best schools he's only cheated on the wife a few times and he tested himself for stds
05:00before he had sex with her again he's done everything responsibly and right you know
05:04and he just he's there and he's just you know soaked in kerosene he just wants he doesn't want
05:10to say anything offensive he doesn't want he's thinking of legacy now you know he's thinking
05:13of his legacy and it's kind of a proud legacy to be burned at the stake in the hamptons really
05:18by an angry mob you know he'll probably be remembered if he is remembered it'll probably be
05:22with some type of sympathy right it'll probably be with some type of sympathy and they're
05:27they're burning him and they're they haven't burned him yet but they all have torches and
05:32they're they're getting ready to burn him and he's just there and he's he's doused in kerosene
05:37and everything like that and he's he's tied to the tree and he finally he finally starts
05:43understanding you know that there are some problems in america there are issues in america
05:52there and he never he never understood that you know and so then they they start burning him and
05:59he's he's smelling his own flesh burn and the pain is so intense he's gritting his teeth and his teeth
06:08are almost breaking and the blood is kind of oozing out of his mouth he's just clenching his teeth and
06:13he can't even speak there's so much pain you know there's so much pain and he's just as he drifts off
06:25and he's just again cooking tied to a tree in his southampton home as he's cooking the last thing
06:35that he thinks to himself as he goes man maybe we should have let them get a knee operation
06:43i guess
06:47but then he reminds himself that hindsight is 20 20
06:52and he cares he cares more about the fact that as soon as that house is burned
06:57and that that tree is burned and that his body is burned a nice young family of guys like him will
07:04move in there so even though he's dead his last thought is you know what fuck him you know how
07:11expensive it is to put in a new knee a hell of a lot more pricey if you if you multiply it by the
07:18amount of people that really need it it's a hell of a lot more pricey than just building a new house
07:23for another hedge fund guy that can just move in there and that hedge fund guy will look out at that
07:29burnt tree and he'll maybe learn a few lessons but i bet he won't you know so even in the last
07:35throws of consciousness he decides against the knee operations he says fuck it you know what the system's
07:41important what is my flesh what is what do i have to say that will ever be greater than the system
07:49that's what gets people up in the morning right my life is nothing so he kind of has a smile on his
07:56face he has a smile on his face and it's charred you can you can kind of see it but the smile is
08:03because the last thought he had he goes man the next guy who buys his property is gonna get such a good
08:10fucking deal good night
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