In what we thought was a quiet few weeks in football - bar the Newcastle United takeover and their ridiculous list of transfer targets - a story has emerged which might be the craziest we’ve covered so far.

Former Schalke hot prospect Hiannick Kamba has been found alive four years after his disappearance! The story is pretty murky with his wife also being investigated for life insurance fraud, what a way to end the week.

At least the Bundesliga is coming back within the next two weeks so Kamba can sit at home in Gelsenkirchen and watch his former team probably get battered by Borussia Dortmund.