Funny Christmas Ghetto Song – “5 Days of Christmas” in the Hood

Here’s a Funny Christmas Song – the 5 Days of Christmas. Although a lot of people can afford to have 12 Days of Christmas, in the hood we can only afford 5. So below is one of the ghetto songs that we sing.

If you like to SING ALONG to funny songs, here are the words to “The 5 Days of Christmas”:
On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me
Herpes from walking the streets (No bueno)

On the second day of Christmas my true love game to me
Two rub & tugs (arriba)

On the third day of Christmas my true love game to me
Three fingers in (demasiado)

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love game to me
Four curb feelers (chess while holding steering wheel gesture)

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love game to me
Five onion rings (mucho yummy)

A lot of people would not be happy to get the presents we get in the hood. Even though we work 4 jobs and can only afford 5 days of presents for Christmas, we are happy and we hope you are too.

Feliz Navidad Mother F—kers!!!