"Here Comes Wolfowitz": a Christmas Carol

This was a song written by Nick, a listener who regularly called the old Mike Malloy show (pre Air America) with songs like this.

Sung to the tune of "Here Comes Santa Claus"

Here comes Wolfowitz, here comes Wolfowitz
All his policies
Brings destruction and "Shock and Awe"
to Iraqi families

Bombs are falling, babes are bawling
Bloody bodies ignite
Hear your children cry, kiss your ass good-bye
Wolfowitz comes tonight

Here comes Wolfowitz, here comes Wolfowitz
all through the mid-east
Waging war with countries who
can defend themselves the least

Level the cities without pity
and send in the armies to smite
those who huddle in the rubble
Wolfowitz comes tonight

Here comes Wolfowitz, here comes Wolfowitz
Better dig a hole
Severed heads and body parts
are bouncing off the walls

Our troops ain't slacking 'cos they're packing
depleted-uranium rounds
that cause mutations for generations
since Wolfowitz came to town

Here comes Wolfowitz, here comes Wolfowitz
Hear his victims howl
Tomahawk missles and cluster-bombs
are tearing out their bowels

If you survive and you're alive
but saw your family cut down
You might have a mind to join al Qaeda
since Wolfowitz came to town