Woman sues ex for stretching her out with his abnormally long dong
- 6 years ago
HARARE, ZIMBABWE — A woman in Zimbabwe is taking her ex-lover to court, supposedly for loosening her once tight snatch.
The 29-year-old had met her 37-year-old former flame in 2016, while he was still married and her downstairs plumbing was still intact.
After falling in love and starting a relationship, she discovered her lover's package was abnormally long and thick.
The girl later realized his package was way too impressive, and broke up with him last May after claiming it severely overstretched her poor honeypot.
No one knows exactly how big the dude's schlong is, but the hole he left is apparently so stretched out that literally no other man can fill the void.
She now wants to get reconstructive surgery on her hooha, and is suing her ex-boyfriend to get him to pay for the $10,000 procedure.
No news yet on how the defendant plans to plead, as he has yet to respond to the allegations.
The 29-year-old had met her 37-year-old former flame in 2016, while he was still married and her downstairs plumbing was still intact.
After falling in love and starting a relationship, she discovered her lover's package was abnormally long and thick.
The girl later realized his package was way too impressive, and broke up with him last May after claiming it severely overstretched her poor honeypot.
No one knows exactly how big the dude's schlong is, but the hole he left is apparently so stretched out that literally no other man can fill the void.
She now wants to get reconstructive surgery on her hooha, and is suing her ex-boyfriend to get him to pay for the $10,000 procedure.
No news yet on how the defendant plans to plead, as he has yet to respond to the allegations.