Youth Baseball Coach Pokes Fun of Pitchers With Playful Quips

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This youth baseball coach wanted to playfully poke fun at his pitchers during their games. Every time he visited them on the mound, he threw out a witty quip about how badly they were playing.

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00:00If you don't start throwing strikes, there's going to be an amber alert out for you before

00:05the end of this game.

00:06Did your dad ever play catch with you when you were younger?

00:09Do you have Unamas more or better than you?

00:14I know you're new to our team, but do you always suck this bad or is it just a special

00:18occasion today?

00:19Well, that sucked with a capital S and a lot of U's.

00:24Seriously dude, I'm about to just call the police and have you arrested.

00:28If your dad ever gets out of rehab, we're going to have to work on a new pitch called

00:32a strike.

00:33Dude, I don't know what makes you suck so bad at pitching, but whatever it is, it works.

00:37You better figure out when soccer tryouts are.

00:39Have you ever thought that you might actually be left-handed?

00:42You need some style, you need some pizazz, I feel like I'm watching a pitching machine

00:46out here.

00:47No pressure, but if you don't strike this kid out, I'm going to fill your pockets full

00:52of meatballs and throw you in a piranha pond.

00:56I know you're only 12, but the high school coach just texted me and you're cut.

01:01Dude, you didn't just fall out of the crummy pitcher tree.

01:08You were dragged entirely through the I suck at pitching forest.

01:13I know I want to put this lightly, but I mean we're getting killed out there and I think

01:19it's pretty much all your fault.

01:21Well, you win some and you lose some.

01:24Unless you're on the mound, we lose them all.

01:26Your dad said that you suck at pitching, but you are way worse.

01:32I thought you said you were Dominican.

01:35You better hope that Trump doesn't start deporting lousy pitchers because you're going to be

01:40the first one to go.

01:42Well, at least your mom still loves you.

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