Chocolate digestives are amazing There's no one around With a bigger craving The silky, milky chocolate taste Hangs around Till i got none to waste
Locked in my cupboard With the sugar and the spice And the noodles and the rice And the all things nice Nothing can compete Nothing can compare With the chocolatey treat I don't wanna share
I open the cupboard And what do I see A packet of digestives Staring at me It’s Not a cookie Not a custard cream It's a biscuits lovers Chocolate dream
I'm walking home And I pass Tesco I think of biscuits And I think let's go I take a pack Off the rack I take a big bite Everything seems right For The beautiful sight of a chocolate biscuit I'd put up a fight Cuz I don't want to miss it
I lick the chocolate From my hand Right now I'm in A wonderland Yeah
The biscuits are The b e est thing (best thing) So don't go trying to Make me swing for the next thing (don’t do it) I don't wanna bourbon (bourbon) Or a Jaffa cake (oh yes) I just wanna swim in a Chocolate digestive lake
Not a rich tea That’ll not do for me It’s gotta be A mcvitties You see
It can’t be a shortbead Cuz those I’ll dread Without my choccie bic he’ll truly be dead
Not chip ahoy Or a classy hob nob It’s gotta be Digestives That I’m shoving down my gob (Gob)
Not an Oreo Or a wafer I just want more of ya Just lemme taste ya
Why do people judge me And call me obese (Obese) Keep your judgy looks to yourself And let me eat my biscuits in peace
Chocolate digestives may be nice But there not good for you (Why not) If you eat too many You'll end up on the loo
But I don't care about my health If chocolate digestives Weren't on the shelf I’d absolutely, positively Have. To. Kill. Myself.
