FailArmy After Dark: Sliding Into The Weekend (Ep. 11)TERDARK_092217

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00:00 (car engine)

00:02 (crowd cheering)

00:10 (groans)

00:17 (crowd cheering)

00:19 - Oh no, Barbara! - We lost it!

00:23 - (beep) phone is in my pocket.

00:24 (crowd cheering)

00:27 (crowd cheering)

00:30 - You can do it.

00:34 - Babe, don't tape it!

00:36 - No, I have to tape it.

00:37 - Stop it!

00:38 (laughs)

00:40 I can't get it out.

00:41 - We'll take the audio out later.

00:42 See, that's working, slowly.

00:44 - Oh, but that's how accidents happen.

00:48 You know, you're supposed to wait

00:49 'til you get in the water, put those things on.

00:51 Honey!

00:52 (water splashing)

00:54 All right, go slow!

00:56 (screams)

00:58 - That daddy, that daddy!

01:00 (laughs)

01:02 - Pull the bottle, okay?

01:05 Do something useful.

01:05 (screams)

01:09 It's okay, it's okay.

01:11 It's there, I see it, I see it, I see it.

01:12 It's trying to get out this way.

01:14 It's a good idea, this is such a good idea.

01:15 I never thought about that.

01:16 (screams)

01:19 - How did it get out?

01:26 - Now it's good.

01:27 (screams)

01:34 - There's a bug on it.

01:44 - How come it's not inflating?

01:46 (grunts)

01:47 - 'Cause it's hot out.

01:49 - Why is it not inflating?

01:52 - Because, I don't know.

01:54 Oh, God!

01:55 (laughs)

01:57 You suck!

01:58 - You're kind of scaring me with that saw.

02:02 No.

02:04 Careful, Steve, God (beep)

02:11 (rock music)

02:14 (engine rumbling)

02:22 (screams)

02:24 - Uh oh.

02:34 Uh oh.

02:36 (engine revving)

02:41 (rock music)

02:49 (rock music)

02:52 (beep)

03:01 (crash)

03:07 (engine revving)

03:10 (farting)

03:19 - Watch out.

03:24 (rock music)

03:28 (laughs)

03:36 (laughs)

03:39 (engine revving)

03:42 (laughs)

03:49 (laughs)

03:54 (laughs)

04:01 - Got that.

04:06 Oh!

04:07 (speaks in foreign language)

04:11 (screams)

04:21 (dogs barking)

04:24 (speaks in foreign language)

04:30 (speaks in foreign language)

04:37 (car honks)

04:39 - Good boy!

04:47 You're a good boy!

04:48 Bye, baby!

04:53 (laughs)

04:57 - Bucket, come here.

04:58 Give me back my bucket, come here.

05:02 Give me back my bucket, come, come, come, come.

05:06 (birds chirping)

05:09 Shit!

05:10 (gasps)

05:31 - Oh my God!

05:32 (screams)

05:36 (screams)

05:38 (screams)

05:41 (upbeat music)

05:44 - Oh!

05:47 - This is what it's like when I try to work from home.

05:50 (screams)

05:57 - Two, three.

06:05 - Oh, you okay, pup?

06:06 Are you ready?

06:07 - No.

06:08 (laughs)

06:10 - Hold on.

06:14 - I am.

06:14 - Don't fall off and smash your face.

06:18 (screams)

06:20 - Whoa!

06:23 (laughs)

06:25 (thuds)

06:29 - Oh!

06:30 - Today, my dad's gonna hit my scooter

06:33 on my funny challenge.

06:35 (screams)

06:37 - Daddy, get him!

06:50 (screams)

06:54 - One, two, three!

06:59 Oh!

07:01 (screams)

07:04 - Oh!

07:07 That looks like it hurt.

07:10 - Whoa!

07:15 You all right?

07:17 You okay?

07:22 (upbeat music)

07:30 - Oh, buddy.

07:31 (laughs)

07:35 (screams)

07:37 (sniffs)

07:41 (sniffs)

07:44 (sneezes)

08:05 (laughs)

08:07 (screams)

08:09 (screams)

08:19 (sneezes)

08:21 - Hi, beautiful.

08:36 (sneezes)

08:41 (laughs)

08:46 (sniffs)

08:49 (laughs)

08:51 (sneezes)

08:54 - Make us do anything.

08:58 This is all that they did.

09:00 They made us have a piece of paper

09:02 and then we would--

09:04 - Do it in your arm.

09:06 You do it in your arm.

09:08 (upbeat music)

09:11 (growls)

09:16 (growls)

09:18 (laughs)

09:21 (cheers)

09:30 - Push these up against the roof.

09:40 - What the hell?

09:42 - Is that it?

09:44 - Yep.

09:44 - Oh.

09:46 - And now you stay there until it drops

09:47 and gets water on you.

09:48 - No, no way.

09:50 (laughs)

09:53 (screams)

10:03 (screams)

10:05 (laughs)

10:17 (laughs)

10:32 (laughs)

10:34 - What's up, both of you?

10:39 - I'm gonna go home and sit in there with Jesse.

10:40 (laughs)

10:42 - Wait, what are you doing?

10:45 (laughs)

10:47 - Fail army.

10:54 (laughs)

10:56 - Whoa.

10:59 - You got that.

11:01 - Yes.

11:02 - Come on, fail army.

11:04 - Yeah.

11:05 - Fail army.

11:10 (laughs)

11:15 - Fail army.

11:17 (laughs)

11:22 - Fail army.

11:25 - Yeah, that's it, get out.

11:30 - Oh, the towing.

11:32 Fail army.

11:36 (laughs)

11:39 - Fail army.

11:44 (laughs)

12:00 - It's so cheap.

12:01 (laughs)

12:03 That's definitely going to fail army YouTube.

12:08 - It's fail army.

12:12 (explosion)

12:14 - Dude, that's a fail army.

12:18 - Fail army Israel.

12:20 - It's going up to YouTube, bro.

12:23 - I saw a GoPro.

12:31 Fail army, fail army.

12:33 (laughs)

12:37 - Oh, you all right?

12:38 - Damn.

12:39 - Now it's going to fail army.

12:41 - Fail army.

12:42 - (beep)

12:45 (laughs)

12:47 - Fail army.

12:50 - Go.

12:51 (screams)

12:53 - Oh, shit.

12:59 - Slow down, brakes.

13:00 - I'm all right.

13:04 - You're all right?

13:05 - That was so funny.

13:07 - Is it so funny?

13:08 - Yeah.

13:09 - Can you say fail army?

13:11 - Fail army.

13:12 (upbeat music)

13:16 (static)

13:18 (upbeat music)

13:21 (static)

13:23 (upbeat music)

13:26 (upbeat music)

13:28 (upbeat music)

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