LITERAL Skyrim Trailer
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Literal Skyrim Trailer\r
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Music remade by Brennan Anderson\r
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LYRICS:\r
Bethesda Game Studios\r
Should probably fire their helicopter cameraman\r
Ominously lit carving of some dragons\r
Cameraman running through the forest\r
Slow zoom on a carving of Gandalf and his friends\r
Confused dragon trying to mate with some birds. The first Tie-Fighter\r
Overworked cameraman running through the snow\r
Carving of an ancient tug-of-war (slow dramatic zoom)\r
Running towards a tiny hill. STOP!! Thats a cliff\r
Carvings of dragons breathe carvings of fire\r
Dude, turn around or youll die\r
Shaky rocky formation\r
Pan down then it opens its eye\r
Pull out your sword on a ledge\r
Carving is rooting for the dragon\r
Sword-fighting a dragon in the snows gotta be cold. OR NOT!\r
Show the fire carving burning the shield carving\r
Leg carving. Medium-shot carving\r
Hes regretting wearing a sleeveless tunic for this fight\r
VOICE ATTACK! But his voice went too far right\r
It went to a mountain town and a forest. Stop for the night\r
In the morning, pass the windmill to a natural stone rocky formation bridge\r
Then it snows on a stream. \r
Theres a giant. Follow him, then him.\r
Shave a dragon, and a werewolf, and the patron is next\r
Battle axe! Help him floss!\r
Shoot a frostbit at a wall, spin attack (FAIL!)\r
Fire-bomb, dragon leaves when his barber is done\r
Shoot a puppy with an arrow, make a ball in your hands (Get stabbed!)\r
Dragon wants a refund, sneak-smack a big spider\r
Then barber gives dragon free touch-ups on his way out\r
Thats why you should sit still at the barber\r
Dragons soul tells off the clumsy barber\r
Then it goes through the trees to tell its back-up Thanks for nothing.\r
Skyrim. The Elder Scrolls, V. 111111. Dots.\r
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Free Netflix for Audience! \r
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Literal Skyrim Trailer\r
\r
Music remade by Brennan Anderson\r
\r
\r
LYRICS:\r
Bethesda Game Studios\r
Should probably fire their helicopter cameraman\r
Ominously lit carving of some dragons\r
Cameraman running through the forest\r
Slow zoom on a carving of Gandalf and his friends\r
Confused dragon trying to mate with some birds. The first Tie-Fighter\r
Overworked cameraman running through the snow\r
Carving of an ancient tug-of-war (slow dramatic zoom)\r
Running towards a tiny hill. STOP!! Thats a cliff\r
Carvings of dragons breathe carvings of fire\r
Dude, turn around or youll die\r
Shaky rocky formation\r
Pan down then it opens its eye\r
Pull out your sword on a ledge\r
Carving is rooting for the dragon\r
Sword-fighting a dragon in the snows gotta be cold. OR NOT!\r
Show the fire carving burning the shield carving\r
Leg carving. Medium-shot carving\r
Hes regretting wearing a sleeveless tunic for this fight\r
VOICE ATTACK! But his voice went too far right\r
It went to a mountain town and a forest. Stop for the night\r
In the morning, pass the windmill to a natural stone rocky formation bridge\r
Then it snows on a stream. \r
Theres a giant. Follow him, then him.\r
Shave a dragon, and a werewolf, and the patron is next\r
Battle axe! Help him floss!\r
Shoot a frostbit at a wall, spin attack (FAIL!)\r
Fire-bomb, dragon leaves when his barber is done\r
Shoot a puppy with an arrow, make a ball in your hands (Get stabbed!)\r
Dragon wants a refund, sneak-smack a big spider\r
Then barber gives dragon free touch-ups on his way out\r
Thats why you should sit still at the barber\r
Dragons soul tells off the clumsy barber\r
Then it goes through the trees to tell its back-up Thanks for nothing.\r
Skyrim. The Elder Scrolls, V. 111111. Dots.\r
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© new Tobuscus