Funny Tinder: Woman with only one arm wins for hilariously witty Tinder dating profile - TomoNews
- 7 years ago
SAN DIEGO — A woman with only one arm has charmed the pants off the internet after celebrating her disability in what is possibly the wittiest Tinder profile ever.
Lauren from San Diego told Buzzfeed News that about a year ago, she lost control of her moped and hit a median in the road. She was thrown off and her arm was sliced off by a sign. She remained conscious throughout, and was luckily saved by a cop who just recently received tourniquet training.
The 20-year-old initially struggled with jokes about her disability, but eventually got over it by joining in on the humorous quips.
She now jokes about her injury, and posts photos on Twitter and Instagram poking fun at her single-arm status.
She's catching people's attention on Tinder, too, after she drunkenly typed up a hilarious new profile that set the record straight about her missing limb.
In it, she's listed her occupation as "arms dealer" and rated her features. 10 out of 10 for face, 9 out of 10 for body, and 20 out of 10 for personality. The arms, of course, are 1 out of 2.
The witty bio quickly went viral online, with pretty much the entire internet clamoring to swipe right. One fella even straight up wanted to marry her.
A lot of folks, though, tell Lauren they feel bad for laughing at her profile. But she says it's all in good humor, and really just a bit of armless fun.
Lauren from San Diego told Buzzfeed News that about a year ago, she lost control of her moped and hit a median in the road. She was thrown off and her arm was sliced off by a sign. She remained conscious throughout, and was luckily saved by a cop who just recently received tourniquet training.
The 20-year-old initially struggled with jokes about her disability, but eventually got over it by joining in on the humorous quips.
She now jokes about her injury, and posts photos on Twitter and Instagram poking fun at her single-arm status.
She's catching people's attention on Tinder, too, after she drunkenly typed up a hilarious new profile that set the record straight about her missing limb.
In it, she's listed her occupation as "arms dealer" and rated her features. 10 out of 10 for face, 9 out of 10 for body, and 20 out of 10 for personality. The arms, of course, are 1 out of 2.
The witty bio quickly went viral online, with pretty much the entire internet clamoring to swipe right. One fella even straight up wanted to marry her.
A lot of folks, though, tell Lauren they feel bad for laughing at her profile. But she says it's all in good humor, and really just a bit of armless fun.