Pour cette mission 16 agents d'Improv Everywhere interprètent une comédie musicale spontanée dans un fast-food à Los Angeles. La direction du centre commercial leur avait laissé accès à la sono et aux glaces sans tain pour filmer. Aucun employé n'était au courant de ce qui allait se passer. On reconnait Charlie Todd, le fondateur d'Improv Everywhere, qui tend une serviette à la serveuse à la fin.
Voici la transcription de la chanson: “CAN I GET A NAPKIN (PLEASE)” BY SCOTT BROWN & ANTHONY KING
LIMONADE SPILT ACROSS THE COUNTERTOP THERE'S ICE AND LEMONS EVERYWHERE NOW I GOTTA CLEAN IT UP! CAN I GET A NAPKIN PLEASE? I'M GONNA NEED SOME JUST LIKE THESE I'VE GOT THREE OR FOUR BUT I MIGHT NEED MORE CAN I GET A NAPKIN PLEASE?!
Aw man! CAN I GET A NAPKIN TOO, BY CHANCE? I HAVE SPILLED SOME MUSTARD ON MY PANTS WHAT A PAIN! IT’S A SHAME! THIS IS PROBABLY GONNA STAIN IF I DON’T GET A NAPKIN
WE BOTH NEED NAPKINS THAT'S A FACT
That's true! IT'S NAPKINS THAT WE LACK
WE’RE AGREED WE’RE IN NEED
ON OUR KNEES WE HUMBLY PLEAD
CAN WE GET A NAPKIN PLEASE! CAN I GET A NAPKIN PLEASE? I PROMISE THAT I’M NOT WASTING TREES
I’LL TAKE ONE FROM YOU
AND THAT HOT GIRL TOO
CAN I GET A NAPKIN PLEASE?
I need a napkin! I’VE GOT AN INFANT IN MY ARMS AND I DON’T MEAN TO CAUSE ALARM SHE JUST HURLED ON MY PEARLS SHE’S MY DARLING LITTLE GIRL BUT CAN I GET A NAPKIN?
I’M THE JANITOR THE WORKING MAN YOU ALL IGNORE SWEEPING UP THIS DIRTY FLOOR BOY, MY LEFT FOOT SURE IS SORE AND I JUST WANT A CHANCE TO SHOW THE WORLD THAT I CAN DANCE
CAN WE NEED A NAPKIN?
What’s goin’ on here?
We need more napkins!
I’m on it. GET ME SOME NAPKINS UP HERE STAT THE UPPER FOOD COURT’S WHERE I’M AT LISTEN UP GIRLS AND GUYS I AM AUTHORIZED TO SEARCH YOU FOR NAPKINS
CAN WE GET A NAPKIN PLEASE? WE PROMISE WE’RE NOT WASTING TREES TREES! TREES!
THIS CASHIER RIGHT HERE NEEDS ASSISTANCE, THAT IS CLEAR CAN SHE GET A NAPKIN...