PPAP song - Pen Pineapple Apple Pen - So so Funny :D :D :D PPAP Stands for Pen Pineapple Apple Pen. A viral video featuring a man wearing strange yellow clothing, dancing to a sick beat, all the while singing nonsensical lyrics about combining pens, apples, and pineapples together. PPAP! I have a pen, I have an apple; Uh! Apple pen! I have a pen, I have pineapple; Uh! Pineapple pen! Apple pen, pineapple pen; Uh! Pen pineapple apple pen! #pen pineapple apple pen