Russia really wants to go broke and dissolve again, don't they?
[] FARC was not defeated. You can't ask an army you were not able to destroy to simply surrender and go to jail. They negotiated for 6 years. If you read what they were asking in the previous negotiations, you can see how much they are losing now.
[] This was me with my A/C at home last week!

Holy fuck, it wouldn't come on! Turns out, "Next, next, next, hold" locks the thermostat. Oops.
[] Except the immigrants are not refugees, but are actively invading European nations. They do not need armies when they are received With Open Gates:


They have lost their fertility! So they look for fertility in our midst! We shall give them fertility! We will breed children with them! Take the "refugees"! We shall soon collect them in the name of the coming Caliphate!


Warning, the video is a bit hard to watch and is downright terrifying.
[] Are you a US Citizen? If you're a Brit, you'd want to check out the British Antarctic Survey. If you're from the USandA, you can check out the jobs page for LEIDOS. We don't do internships, but we certainly hire people as young as 18.
[] I work at a Panera Bread and in case you don't know our soups come pre packaged for us and we heat them when we're serving it that day. Anyways I had an interaction with a guest that went something like this:
"What comes in the Broccoli Cheddar?"
"Cheddar cream and pieces of brocoli."
"Can you take the cheddar out?"
"I'm sorry it comes mixed in already."
"But why can't you just take it out?"
"Ma'am it comes like that it'd be impossible to take it out."
"I'd like to speak with your manager."
[] I'm at work and definitely not clicking on that.
[] Finding Ciri in The Witcher 3. 'The dawn will come' in Dragon Age: Inquisition.

But the most memorable is the first time you beat the champion in any Pokemon game.
[] Yeah people need to realize how trivial race really is
[] I worked at Gamestop through high school. A young woman walked into the store- past everything, right to the counter- and asked: "Do you sell video games?"

No, we just really like having them all on the wall and showing off their value with stickers. Did you think this was GameLouvre? It was incredibly hard to just smile and say "of course!"
[] So sweet.
[] See also, every statement by Russian state media.
[] Contentment is a choice and fundamental component of happiness.

So, no money cannot buy happiness regardless of need.
[] I worked at Target. Old lady brought up a pile of folded clothes and asked me to stop unfolding them. I explained shhe had folded the price tags and barcodes into the center of the folded clothes and I had to unfold them to ring her up. She went and complained to the floor managers who just laughed at her.
[] That was a different snow storm which also occurred on October 29, but in 2011. I know very well because a tree fell on my car and I uploaded a picture of it to Facebook.
[] What does a computer say when it gets viruses? "It hurts when I.P. Ha Ha Ha.......Ha Ha Ha
[] Thank god all those innocent people were killed causing mass terrorism and mass migration into Europe. The West's Libya and Syria efforts will go down in history as two of the most worthwhile and productive efforts of all time. Great job.
[] "Are you open?"
[] Any time I walked around my store, or another store location while not working, people would approach me and ask me questions regardless of what I was wearing because "it looked like I knew where I was going"
[] You're the one that should feel stupid I'm afraid.
[] Haha I like the username :-D
[] of your jib I like the cut
[] Yeah, not having played much trivial pursuit myself, I always thought there was a genius edition after seeing this box. This thread just made everything click die me.
[] Tornados typically accompany hurricanes, not a big suprise.
[] He has a very good point

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