Ethan Of Hhproductions Don't Get Triggered It Was Satirical Comment
- 8 years ago
I have not put any effort into not being single.
[] Forgetting the fact that you have to complete a theory test and actually learn to drive, when you book your driving test it can be well over a month from when you book till the actual test.
Have you considered public transport?
[] I cried like a little bitch and begged. Style: polyester lime green leisure suit.
[] Immigration is only part of the reason we want to leave the EU.
[] She probably wanted a visual.
[]
but if you release a lot of papers, you can easily achieve both metrics.
This seems a bit debatable
[] In and out asks if your eating in the car or taking it home. They wrap it different depending on how you respond.
[] "Mind awake, body asleep. mind awake, body asleep"
[] Remember when they gave us the free Mass Effect 3 DLC and a free extended ending?
what horrible people!
[] "Sorry, we only do HOT ICE"
[] You can have two Graveses, but still neither of them can have a cigar
[] I grabbed Maggie's hand we passed the threshold to the darkened alleyway.
"Hey now!" I said, pulling her close as we pivoted towards the opening. "Let's go this way!"
Maggie tried to pull away. "What? Eww. Get real, Tim. Why the hell would we want to go that way?"
I held up my hands. There was a part of my that agreed with her - a part that shouted out the danger and screamed for us to stay in the well-lit places of the world. But then again..."What's wrong with taking the backstreet?" I urged. "We'll never know if we don't go. Moreover, we'll never shine if we don't glow. Eh?"
Maggie blinked. "What the fuck are you on right now?"
But I saw my opening and yanked her into the alley behind me. "Only shooting stars break the mold, babe. You know that as well as anyone."
"I do?"
Our feet clipped and clopped down the narrow, damp lane. "Oh my god," hissed Maggie. "I think that's an enormous puddle of urine."
I smiled. "All that glitters is gold."
"No, that's fucking piss, Tim. Do you get hit on the head or something? You've been weird as hell today?"
I stiffened. "Are you suggesting that I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed? Huh? Well, you know what, Mags? For as smart as your brain is, your head is pretty goddamn dumb. There. I said it."
"What the hell does that even mean? Tim, you're starting to scare me. Let's just go home."
"I agree," I said, obstinately pulling her further into the alley. "The ice we skate is getting pretty thin. But you know what I say? I say the water's getting warm, so - you might as well swim. Swim, Mags. We're swimming now. Don't you see?"
"Oh my god," said Maggie, suddenly cowering behind me. "Oh god, he's got a knife."
The man was ragged shamble of dirty clothes and greasy hair. "Money. Phones. Cards. All of it. Give it over."
Maggie tossed her purse at the man's feet.
"Hey now!" I said, holding my hands up. "Hey now! I get you. I hear you. We could all use a little change, no doubt. But I'm gonna tell you this, sir. You...are an all-star."
The man slashing the air contemplatively. "What's that mean?"
"It means you're a rock star," I said. "And this is just you getting your show on and getting paid."
"You on 'shrooms or something?" said the knife-man.
"I know," said Maggie. "This isn't normal, is it?"
I shook my head. "You know...somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me and I didn't want to believe that. I preferred to believe in the good of ohgodhestabbedme...jesuschristIvebeenstabbed...ohmercifulheavenwhythefuckdidwecomeintothisalley...oh god...the years...they just never stop comin'....Maggie...Maggie....it's a cool place now...but they say it gets cooler...hey now baby...don't cry....hey now...."
[] Wtf you don't deserve downvotes for that ?
[] Are you guys gluten free?
At Panera Bread.
[] "Herein lies a comedic soul.
Right up till the end... a proper troll"
[] That is a completely different point you're making.
[] I pay the other guy to do it
[] Immigrants wanting to be Brits, instead of immigrants born in England still saying they are eg. Moroccan, Lebanese, Pakistani, etc.
[] OP pls deliver
Remind Me! 5 hours
[] Forever and The Good Guys.
[] It is undisputably Wikipedia's the Best of BJAODN: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Best_of_BJAODN
[] The Counselor is a fantastic film, just not at all what anybody was expecting.
If you're a Cormac McCarthy fan, it's a dream.
[] http://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/02/23/that-moment-when-you-rip-your-pants-on-the-dance-floor-and-your-junk-falls-out-nsfw/ every dam time
[] That's absolutely not true. It's not about beeing ashamed. It's about learning what happened so it's never going to happen again.
[] Not a bad analogy. The down votes seem misplaced
http://dailymotionembedsearch.blogspot.com
[] Forgetting the fact that you have to complete a theory test and actually learn to drive, when you book your driving test it can be well over a month from when you book till the actual test.
Have you considered public transport?
[] I cried like a little bitch and begged. Style: polyester lime green leisure suit.
[] Immigration is only part of the reason we want to leave the EU.
[] She probably wanted a visual.
[]
but if you release a lot of papers, you can easily achieve both metrics.
This seems a bit debatable
[] In and out asks if your eating in the car or taking it home. They wrap it different depending on how you respond.
[] "Mind awake, body asleep. mind awake, body asleep"
[] Remember when they gave us the free Mass Effect 3 DLC and a free extended ending?
what horrible people!
[] "Sorry, we only do HOT ICE"
[] You can have two Graveses, but still neither of them can have a cigar
[] I grabbed Maggie's hand we passed the threshold to the darkened alleyway.
"Hey now!" I said, pulling her close as we pivoted towards the opening. "Let's go this way!"
Maggie tried to pull away. "What? Eww. Get real, Tim. Why the hell would we want to go that way?"
I held up my hands. There was a part of my that agreed with her - a part that shouted out the danger and screamed for us to stay in the well-lit places of the world. But then again..."What's wrong with taking the backstreet?" I urged. "We'll never know if we don't go. Moreover, we'll never shine if we don't glow. Eh?"
Maggie blinked. "What the fuck are you on right now?"
But I saw my opening and yanked her into the alley behind me. "Only shooting stars break the mold, babe. You know that as well as anyone."
"I do?"
Our feet clipped and clopped down the narrow, damp lane. "Oh my god," hissed Maggie. "I think that's an enormous puddle of urine."
I smiled. "All that glitters is gold."
"No, that's fucking piss, Tim. Do you get hit on the head or something? You've been weird as hell today?"
I stiffened. "Are you suggesting that I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed? Huh? Well, you know what, Mags? For as smart as your brain is, your head is pretty goddamn dumb. There. I said it."
"What the hell does that even mean? Tim, you're starting to scare me. Let's just go home."
"I agree," I said, obstinately pulling her further into the alley. "The ice we skate is getting pretty thin. But you know what I say? I say the water's getting warm, so - you might as well swim. Swim, Mags. We're swimming now. Don't you see?"
"Oh my god," said Maggie, suddenly cowering behind me. "Oh god, he's got a knife."
The man was ragged shamble of dirty clothes and greasy hair. "Money. Phones. Cards. All of it. Give it over."
Maggie tossed her purse at the man's feet.
"Hey now!" I said, holding my hands up. "Hey now! I get you. I hear you. We could all use a little change, no doubt. But I'm gonna tell you this, sir. You...are an all-star."
The man slashing the air contemplatively. "What's that mean?"
"It means you're a rock star," I said. "And this is just you getting your show on and getting paid."
"You on 'shrooms or something?" said the knife-man.
"I know," said Maggie. "This isn't normal, is it?"
I shook my head. "You know...somebody once told me the world was gonna roll me and I didn't want to believe that. I preferred to believe in the good of ohgodhestabbedme...jesuschristIvebeenstabbed...ohmercifulheavenwhythefuckdidwecomeintothisalley...oh god...the years...they just never stop comin'....Maggie...Maggie....it's a cool place now...but they say it gets cooler...hey now baby...don't cry....hey now...."
[] Wtf you don't deserve downvotes for that ?
[] Are you guys gluten free?
At Panera Bread.
[] "Herein lies a comedic soul.
Right up till the end... a proper troll"
[] That is a completely different point you're making.
[] I pay the other guy to do it
[] Immigrants wanting to be Brits, instead of immigrants born in England still saying they are eg. Moroccan, Lebanese, Pakistani, etc.
[] OP pls deliver
Remind Me! 5 hours
[] Forever and The Good Guys.
[] It is undisputably Wikipedia's the Best of BJAODN: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Best_of_BJAODN
[] The Counselor is a fantastic film, just not at all what anybody was expecting.
If you're a Cormac McCarthy fan, it's a dream.
[] http://www.thegailygrind.com/2016/02/23/that-moment-when-you-rip-your-pants-on-the-dance-floor-and-your-junk-falls-out-nsfw/ every dam time
[] That's absolutely not true. It's not about beeing ashamed. It's about learning what happened so it's never going to happen again.
[] Not a bad analogy. The down votes seem misplaced
http://dailymotionembedsearch.blogspot.com