Narrator: And now its time for Silly Songs with Larry. The part of the show where Larry comes out to sing a silly song. Larry will be performing the traditional Argentinian ballad, The Dance of the Cucumber in its original Spanish. Bob the Tomato will translate.\r
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Larry: Miren al pepino.\r
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Bob: Watch the Cucumber.\r
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Larry: Vienen c�mo se mueve.\r
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Bob: See how he moves\r
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Larry: Como un le�n.\r
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Bob: Like a lion.\r
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Larry: Tras un raton.\r
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Bob: Chasing a mouse.\r
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Larry: Miren al pepino.\r
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Bob: Watch the Cucumber.\r
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Larry: Sus suaves movimientos.\r
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Bob: Oh, how smooth his motion.\r
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Larry: Tal como mantequilla\r
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Bob: Like butter\r
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Larry: En un chango pelon.\r
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Bob: On a. bald monkey.\r
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Larry: Miren al pepino\r
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Bob: Watch the cucumber\r
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Larry: Los vegetales\r
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Bob: All the vegetables\r
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Larry: Envidian a su amigo\r
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Bob: Envy their friend\r
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Larry: Como �l quieren bialar\r
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Bob: Wishing to dance as he\r
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Larry: Pepino bailar�n, pepino bailar�n, pepino bailar�n\r
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Bob: Dancing cucumber, dancing cucumber, dancing cucumber\r
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Larry: �Baila, baila, ya!\r
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Bob: Dance, dance, yeah!\r
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Larry: Miren al tomate\r
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Bob: Look at the tomato\r
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Larry: �No es triste?\r
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Bob: Isnt it sad?\r
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Larry: El no puede bailar.\r
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Bob: He cant dance.\r
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Larry: �Pobre tomate!\r
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Bob: Poor tomato!\r
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Larry: El deberia poder bailar como el pepino\r
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Bob: He wishes he could dance like the cucumber\r
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Larry: Libre y suavemente.\r
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Bob: free and smooth.\r
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Larry: Pero �l no puede danzar.\r
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Bob: But he cant . Okay! Stop the music! What do ya mean I cant dance? I can dance! What about Uncle Louies polka party? Didnt you see me dancing at Uncle Louies polka party?\r
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Larry: No comprendo.\r
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Bob: No comprendo? Ill show you No comprendo!\r
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Jr.: Mom! Dad! Look over here! Get a picture of me next to the cucumber in authentic Argentinian garb!\r
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Dad: Okay, Junior. But wed better hurry--I think the dwarfs have your mother confused with someone else! Say Peas!\r
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Jr. and Larry: Peas!\r
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Larry: Escuchen al pepino\r
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Bob: Listen to the cucumber\r
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Larry: Oigan su voz fuerte\r
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Bob: Hear his strong voice\r
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Larry: Como un leon\r
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Bob: Like a lion\r
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Larry: Listo a devorar.\r
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Bob: About to eat.\r
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Larry: Escuchen al pepino\r
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Bob: Listen to the cucubmer\r
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Larry: Que dulce as su canto\r
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Bob: Oh, how sweet his voice\r
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Larry: La voz de su garganta parece un triar.\r
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Bob: The breath from his throat is like a chorus of little birdies.\r
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Larry: Escuchen al pepino\r
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Bob: Listen to the cucumber\r
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Larry: Los vegetales\r
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Bob: All the vegetables\r
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Larry: Envidian a su amigo\r
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Bob: Envy their friend\r
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Larry: Como �l quieren cantar.\r
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Bob: Wishing to sing as he.\r
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Larry: Pepino cantador, pepino cantador, pepino cantador\r
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Bob: Singing cucumber, singing cucumber, singing cucumber\r
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Larry: �Canta, canta, ya!\r
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Bob: Sing, sing, yeah!\r
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Larry: Escuchen al tomate\r
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Bob: Listen to the tomato\r
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Larry: �No es triste?\r
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Bob: Isnt it sad?\r
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Larry: El no puede cantar.\r
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Bob: He cant sing.\r
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Larry: Pobre tomate.\r
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Bob: Poor tomato.\r
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Larry: El deberia poder cantar\r
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Bob: He wishes he could sing\r
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Larry: Fuerte y dulce como el pepino\r
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Bob: Strong and sweet like the cucumber\r
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Larry: Pero no puede.\r
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Bob: But he cant.\r
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Larry: �Ni siquiera da un silbido!\r
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Bob: Cant even . whistle! All right! Thats it, Se��or! Come over here and let me sing YOU a song!\r
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Larry: �Adios, amigos!\r
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Narrator: This has been Silly Songs With Larry. Tune in next time to hear Larry sing .\r
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Larry: Bob is really angry! I hope he doesnt catch me! Its so hard to run with this sombrero on my head!