Peter: They will clean up all your talking in a menace such as this\r Brian: They will make you take a tinkle when you want to take a p*ss\r Stewie: And theyll make you call fellatio a trouser-friendly kiss\r Peter, Brian, & Stewie: Its the plain situation! \r Theres no negiotiation!\r Peter: With the fellows at the freakin FCC!\r \r Brian: Theyre as stuffy as the stuffiest of the special interest groups.\r Peter: Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops\r Stewie: Any baby with a brain could tell them everybody poops!\r Peter, Brian, & Stewie: Take a tip, take a lesson! \r Youll never win by messin\r Peter: With the fellas at the freakin FCC \r \r And if you find yourself with some you y thing\r Youre gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling\r Cause you cant say penis!\r \r So they sent this little warning theyre prepared to do the worst\r Brian: And they stuck it in your mailbox hoping you could be co-erced\r Stewie: I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first!\r \r Peter, Brian, & Stewie: They may just be neurotic\r Or possible psychotic\r Theyre the fellas at the freakin FCC!
