The Diamond Peddlers (1976) - Antonio Cantafora, Paul L. Smith, Dominic Barto - Trailer (Comedy, Drama) - video Dailymotion

Film Gorillas

The Diamond Peddlers (1976)  Il vangelo secondo Simone e Matteo (original title)  1h 25min | Comedy, Drama | 29 January 1976 (Italy)    Bumbling crooks Butch and Toby pose as priests in order to elude being arrested by the authorities in Africa. Butch and Toby deliver a statue of the Virgin Mary from Africa to Amsterdam. Unbeknownst to the clueless duo, they're really smuggling diamonds. A group of equally inept mobsters give chase.    Director: Giuliano Carnimeo    Writers: Pierre-Louis Alberti (story), Giuliano Carnimeo (story)    Stars: Antonio Cantafora, Paul L. Smith, Dominic Barto

Transcript

00:00Come in. Is there something else I can show you?

00:04Close that door.

00:05Right.

00:05We'll close it.

00:06Right.

00:15Put it home.

00:15No.

00:24Now the first thing we need is a fire to get our arms out of these bracelets.

00:27Right.

00:27And a bunch of clothes that'll fit us.

00:29A little bit of cash money or else it's a bullet hole.

00:32Matter of fact, give the bullet hole now.

00:34Get going.

00:37I'll do whatever you want.

00:38You two over there, no funny tricks, huh?

00:41We're bloodthirsty tigers.

00:42We got a million bullets and we don't like preaching our way.

00:47There's a saw in the rear of the store.

00:49Go get it.

00:50And I can manage to find some clothes for your three friends over there.

00:55But you, look how big you are.

00:5744 is the largest size I've got.

00:59I'll get it.

01:14Well, look at this.

01:15Don't you think that once I've got all this holy cloth on me,

01:17my sins will be forgiven?

01:19That'll come in pretty handy, I'll tell you.

01:21Almost a sin.

01:23What did you say?

01:24Nothing, nothing. Just praying for you.

01:26Marvellous. Fine. Go right ahead.

02:29Hmm. Well, you shouldn't have done that, friend.

02:33You want I should give him the bullet hole, boss?

02:34You can shove the bullet holes up your...

02:44That's something else you shouldn't have done, friend.

02:49Bullet hole now.

02:50Please forget your bullet holes.

02:51And I'll bullet hole you.

02:52You shouldn't have done that, my fine friend.

02:56The boss is down.

The Diamond Peddlers (1976) - Antonio Cantafora, Paul L. Smith, Dominic Barto - Trailer (Comedy, Drama)

Category

Transcript

Recommended