Beezow Doo-doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop tangles and evades two different cops
- 8 years ago
OLYMPIA, WASHINGTON — A man known for grabbing headlines with one of the world’s weirdest names has found himself in trouble with the law yet again.
Formerly known as Jeffrey Drew Wilschke, Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop was seen tearing down fliers at an Evergreen State College library on Jan. 31. A school patrolman was called, but Zopittybop-Bop-Bop took off.
The officer gave chase and managed to take Zopittybop-Bop-Bop to the ground, where a struggled ensued. After trying to steal the officer’s gun, Zoppitybop-Bop-Bop bit the cop’s ring finger, and tried stabbing him with an ink pen.
The cop managed to strike the suspect, and then managed to pull out his taser, which he then used on Zopittybop-Bop-Bop. Somehow though, the uniquely-monikered man still managed to escape.
Shortly afterward, a deputy from a different precinct spotted Zoppitybop-Bop-Bop running into a forested area nearby. Wasting no time, he too tried to track him down. When he finally did, Zopittybop-Bop-Bop was reportedly throwing rocks and bricks in his direction. The officer was able to club the ex-con with his baton, but once again, Zopittybop-Bop-Bop got away.
He didn’t stay on the loose for too long though, as police were able to apprehend him later that day. On top of past charges for drugs and weapons possession in Iowa and Wisconsin, Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop now faces first and third-degree assault, third-degree malicious mischief, and third-degree malicious harassment charges.
The 34-year-old man formerly known as Jeffrey Drew Wilschke legally changed his name in 2011. He is believed to have schizophrenia and has been reported to have been in and out of mental health institutions.
Formerly known as Jeffrey Drew Wilschke, Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop was seen tearing down fliers at an Evergreen State College library on Jan. 31. A school patrolman was called, but Zopittybop-Bop-Bop took off.
The officer gave chase and managed to take Zopittybop-Bop-Bop to the ground, where a struggled ensued. After trying to steal the officer’s gun, Zoppitybop-Bop-Bop bit the cop’s ring finger, and tried stabbing him with an ink pen.
The cop managed to strike the suspect, and then managed to pull out his taser, which he then used on Zopittybop-Bop-Bop. Somehow though, the uniquely-monikered man still managed to escape.
Shortly afterward, a deputy from a different precinct spotted Zoppitybop-Bop-Bop running into a forested area nearby. Wasting no time, he too tried to track him down. When he finally did, Zopittybop-Bop-Bop was reportedly throwing rocks and bricks in his direction. The officer was able to club the ex-con with his baton, but once again, Zopittybop-Bop-Bop got away.
He didn’t stay on the loose for too long though, as police were able to apprehend him later that day. On top of past charges for drugs and weapons possession in Iowa and Wisconsin, Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop now faces first and third-degree assault, third-degree malicious mischief, and third-degree malicious harassment charges.
The 34-year-old man formerly known as Jeffrey Drew Wilschke legally changed his name in 2011. He is believed to have schizophrenia and has been reported to have been in and out of mental health institutions.