Did Santa rob KFC at knifepoint in a desperate attempt to save Christmas?

  • 8 years ago
ALFRETON, UK — A masked man in a Santa costume robbed a KFC in England at knifepoint after climbing in through the drive-through window.

'Twas six days before Christmas, at a Derbyshire KFC.
Santa was short on cash, and consumed by his greed.
He climbed in through the window, empty bag in one hand,
a knife in the other — Saint Nick had a plan.

He went straight to the safe where he cornered the staff.
He held up his weapon and demanded the cash.

Into the bag, went bill after bill.
The employee was trembling, oh what a thrill.

Out through the window with the loot in a bag,
time for Kris Kringle to go buy some swag.

With a wink of his eye, he disappeared without trace.
Even though there's video, the cops don't know his race.

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