Our Favorite Breakout Stars Describe Their Last Day Jobs

Ah, the misery of the day job. Where the minutes pass so slowly. Where you just want to strip off your welding suit & dance like you’re a maniac. There's no sweeter joy than leaving your day job behind, especially when you’re leaving because you’ve Made It. Take the breakout stars of GQ’s Men of the Year issue; before they were our favorite breakouts, they were a maker of “inferior” espressos, a substitute teacher, and a ride operator at Pennsylvania amusement park Dutch Wonderland.