David Golson sues 7-Eleven for stripping and biting him for stealing Snickers

  • 9 years ago
YouTube commenters have been going nuts over this video for over a year now. In it, we can see David Golson, a black dude, getting all sorts of maltreatment from three store clerks who appear to be South Asian. It's like a racist YouTube comment singularity. Hairy palmed trolls have been frothing at the mouth ever since this took place. "He deserves what he got!" "Brown people something something!" It's like they'd rather just see the whole store burn down with everyone inside.

Lets get some air YouTube! Ok, sure, a guy tried to steal a candy bar. Maybe it was on impulse? Maybe he's a habitual candy bar thief, who knows?! Does it really matter? Did Jesus stand up on the mount and preach: "Whosoever taketh mine Snickers bar shalt get slapped about the face and neck until he acteth right!" No, I'm pretty sure he didn't. Also, where the hell are those clerks coming from that they are freaking out so badly over a candy bar? Either there is a lot of pent up anger over candy bar thievery going on in these guys' lives, or they've got PTSD from watching their mothers get stoned to death by a candy bar stealing mob, just like in Slumdog Millionaire. Just like that! Well, now Dave Golson is suing 7-Eleven, the building the store was in and whoever else he can sue. The truth is he'll probably win, while also getting convicted of various stolen candy bar-related offenses. As for the clerks, one was fired (probably the biter) and the other two had to take classes to discourage them from getting physical in future situations, because, lets face it. It's still Brooklyn, and a shopkeeper who likes confrontation isn't going to live very long. Amirite?

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