Dinosaur love: Lock In sex with T-Rex [CLEAN VERSION]
- 9 years ago
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What would you get if you crossed a Christian horror movie with dinosaur porn?
This.
So there's this Christian horror movie called Lock In. It's due out in 2014 and if you watch the trailer, you'll learn that the premise is basically "porn is bad." You see, there are a bunch of young people who go to a Christian youth group "lock in." That's where they all go to church overnight and get locked in. It's supposed to be a wholesome event, but there are some naughty boys who bring in a dirty magazine, and then everything goes to, well, hell.
At the same time, a woman called Christie Sims, got some attention after publishing a series of books which can only be classified as "dinosaur erotica." Yes, that's right, dinosaur erotica. Ladies getting it on with Tyrannosaurus Rexes and other giant reptiles. And the titles are amazing. There's Taken by the T-Rex, Running From the Raptor, In the Velociraptor's Nest and Ravished by the Triceratops, just to name a few. (It is lines from one of the books that you hear in the narration at the beginning.)
So we here at NMA decided that mashing these two ideas would make for a pretty awesome movie. But since we don't have the resources for that (and since our bosses probably wouldn't green light the idea), we made this trailer for our dream film.
We hope you enjoy it!
Also, the version you see here on YouTube has been censored for the sake of decency. If you'd like to see the full version, hit up the link at the top of this description.
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What would you get if you crossed a Christian horror movie with dinosaur porn?
This.
So there's this Christian horror movie called Lock In. It's due out in 2014 and if you watch the trailer, you'll learn that the premise is basically "porn is bad." You see, there are a bunch of young people who go to a Christian youth group "lock in." That's where they all go to church overnight and get locked in. It's supposed to be a wholesome event, but there are some naughty boys who bring in a dirty magazine, and then everything goes to, well, hell.
At the same time, a woman called Christie Sims, got some attention after publishing a series of books which can only be classified as "dinosaur erotica." Yes, that's right, dinosaur erotica. Ladies getting it on with Tyrannosaurus Rexes and other giant reptiles. And the titles are amazing. There's Taken by the T-Rex, Running From the Raptor, In the Velociraptor's Nest and Ravished by the Triceratops, just to name a few. (It is lines from one of the books that you hear in the narration at the beginning.)
So we here at NMA decided that mashing these two ideas would make for a pretty awesome movie. But since we don't have the resources for that (and since our bosses probably wouldn't green light the idea), we made this trailer for our dream film.
We hope you enjoy it!
Also, the version you see here on YouTube has been censored for the sake of decency. If you'd like to see the full version, hit up the link at the top of this description.
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