Early this morning, news broke that Duchess Kate (nee Middleton) is expecting another child with husband William. Yes, it's ridiculous that Prince George's unborn future sibling makes worldwide headline news, but with all the horrors happening lately, why not embrace this fetus in all its uncontroversial glory! Sure, our Yankee ancestors waged a bloody war so we wouldn't have to care about this, but how can you resist?
