Jay Pharoah: I Am A Dog (Kanye West "I Am A God" Parody)
Created by and Starring: Jay Pharoah
Directed by: Chioke Nassor
Lyrics: Jay Pharoah Track By: Elijah Brueggemann Mixing: Jarrod Tanner Mailman: Jarrod Tanner Editor: Jenny Filipazzo DP: Tyler Ribble Head PA: Marcus Terry PA: Kayla Nadel-LaMotta & Dani Rait Hand Model: Brendan McMorrow
Above Average Producer: Caroline Chewning
Lyrics:
I am a dog/ I am a dog/ I AM A DOG/ Hurry up let me out the garage/ Hurry up give my balls a massage/ Fore I start barking like Nicki Minaj/ I'm a crazy bitch/ Give me my shots for my rabies bitch/ Matter fact give me some kibbles and bits/ Mail main see me you better dip I'm staring at your plate/ Begging strips don't taste like steak/ You wanna neglect me u wanna neglect me/ Imma chew your shoes till non existing/ Throw this damn ball bitch stop resisting/ Me and ur new born aint co existing/ Na na na na now I don't bark I roar/ Now watch me drag ass all across ur floor/
If I fart it's something u never smelled before/ I gotta piss bitch dont u see me scratching this door/ You done lost your head/ Nueter me I'm still gone hump your leg/ Mark my territory by the garden shed/ And I left fertilizer in your garden bed/ You heard what I said/ I left fertilizer in your garden shed/ That was just a warning keep me and my fleayas are going roll on u bitch and don't try to feed me no chocolate either I know that trick You Cocoa on my fork praise be to Kujo I'm the shitzu
