I Can't Believe I Had Sex With You-ew-ew Written by/Starring: Monica West and Valentine Bureau - http://youtube.com/MVPleez Arranged/Recorded/Mixed by: Gary Atturio - http://garyatturio.tumblr.com/ http://garyatturio.tumblr.com/ Saweet Guitar Solo: Gary Atturio Recorded at Galuminum Foil Studios
Directed/Edited by: Nik Perleros -- http://nikperleros.com Director of Photography: Tyler James Ribble - http://tylerjamesribble.com/ Costumes/Hair/Make-up/Fresh Styles: Erin Lark Gray http://erinlarkgray.com Choreography: Ani Taj Niemann http://anitajniemann.com/ Above Average Producer: Josh Poole
Stiffy: Josh Sharp - http://newyork.ucbtheatre.com/talent/view/17821 Fly Girls: THE DANCE CARTEL (Aziza Barnes, nicHi douglas, Ani Taj) - http://www.thedancecartel.com/
MEGA Thanks to: Joey Campanaro and The Little Owl Venue Space on Greenwich Ave - http://littleowlthevenue.tumblr.com/ Stylish Ten Nail Salon 5 Brother's Deli Kayla Nadel-LaMotta Marcus Terry
LYRICS: RAN INTO YOU AT THE BAGEL GRILL BROUGHT ME RIGHT BACK TO THAT INITIAL THRILL YEAHEEYEAHEEYEAEEOOOHOO THINK I STILL LOVE YOU
AND NOWWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOOWOO EVERYTHING BAGELS, HONEY WALNUT CREAM CHEESE THE WAY YOU LICK YOU FINGERS BRINGS ME TO MY KNEES WHY DID WE EVER BREAK UP?
BUT THEN I SEE THE BOTTOMS OF YOU JNCO JEANS SKANKS BEEPIN ON YOUR PAGER LIKE I DON'T SEE AND YOU STILL GOT THAT DEAD TOOTH!
I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAD SEX WITH YOU-EW-EW I USED TO LET YOU KISS MY BOOBS I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAD SEX WITH YOU-EW-EW HAVIN' FLASHBACKS TO YOUR DUMB TATTOO
STRAIGHT CHILL DOWNTOWN AT THE PIZZA HUT DEEP DISH, YOU WISHED I WAS A CRAZY SLUT I WAS SO INTO YOU THEN YOU DUMPED ME AND NOWOOWOOWOOWOOWOOWEEW
WORKIN FOR YOUR MOM AT THE DISCOUNT JEWLER SELLIN TAMAGOTCHIS TO THE MIDDLE SCHOOLERS WHILE I GET MY DEGREE
HEARTBREAK MENDED WITH A NEEDLE AND SUTURE EXCUSE ME MR LAZY WHILE I PLAN MY FUTURE YOU CANNOT GRIND UP ON THIS!
I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAD SEX WITH YOU-EW-EW USED TO THINK YOU WERE MISTA COOL I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAD SEX WITH YOU-EW-EW LOST MY VIRGINITY IN YOUR POOL
WHY? YOU GAVE ME PINK EYE THREE TIMES I, I BELIEVED YOUR LIES BUT I KNEW YOU NEVER, YOU NEVER, YOU NEVER MET JALEEL WHITE!
I CAN'T BELIEVE I HAD SEX WITH YOU-EW-EW USED TO THINK YOU WERE MISTA COOL! I CAN'T BELIVE I HAD SEX WITH YOU-EW-EW YOU'RE JUST A WACK ASS FOOL
