Eyeball Licking - The Bizarre New Gag-Worthy Fetish

today I have some really weird news to bring to you all. I mean like, almost a little bit too bizarre for me to stomach. Check this out, eyeball licking is a dangerous new fetish becoming popular in Japanese elementary schools and elsewhere. The weird erotic activity, besides being well, pretty gross, is also incredibly unsafe, and has led to several outbreaks of pink eye.